Note: most of the names were taken from Hearts of Iron 4.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Oh, No you don't! Taiwan is still in the allies!
People's Republic of China: I can capture Taipei easily!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: That does it. We are going to war with you for the second time!
Russian Federation: you go to war with People's Republic of China, I go to war with the allies!
Allies: Fine! Let's go to war!
People's Republic of China: FINE!!
[ World War 4 breaks out ]
Russian Federation: [ Invades Republic of Belarus ]
Republic of Belarus: I can fend for myself!!
Russian Federation: Oh, Yeah?! I got stronger!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: He's not a Democratic Country!! HE'S A DICTATOR COUNTRY!!
Britain: It says he is Democratic. Wait a Minute! He's got a party called Democratic-Fascist!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: DEMOCRATIC-FASCIST?! That should not be a thing!
People's Republic of China: [ Invades India ]
India: No you Don't!!
Pakistan: I got you buddy!
People's Republic of China: [ Declares war on Nepal ]
Nepal: [ Joins Allies ]
New Afghan Khanate: Just Trying to stay Neutral.
Stan Union: Don't you dare invade me, Russian Federation!
Kazakhstan: I'm Already being invaded by him!
Baltic States: Help!!
United States: Just Staying Neutral.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I'm Also Staying Neutral.
Republic of Siberia: I'll Declare war when it's time.
Stan Union: China took two states!
Russian Federation: Hey German Republic! Let's split Poland!
German Republic: Not this time. You are the aggressor!
Russian Federation: FINE THEN!! [ Invades Finland ]
Finland: I can protect myself from an aggressive invasion!
Russian Federation: Oh, Really?!
People's Republic of China: [ Invades Myanmar, Republic of Laos and Republic of Vietnam ]
Republic of Malaysia: [ Fights People's Republic of China in Republic of Vietnam ]
Republic of Indonesia: [ Fights People's Republic of China in Republic of Vietnam ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Second to last straw, People's Republic of China!
Republic of Green Ukraine: [ Joins Allies ]
Bhutan: [ Joins Allies ]
People's Republic of China: [ Invades Bhutan ]
North Korea: [ Invades South Korea ]
State of Japan: Are you really on their side?!
North Korea: Yup, I am!
Russian Federation: [ Conquers Republic of Belarus and Baltic States ]
Republic of Ukraine: Oh, Dear God, No!
Poland: NOW HE'S BORDERING ME!!
Russian Federation: [ Invades Poland ]
Republic of Laos: [ Capitulates ]
Republic of Thailand: People's Republic of China capitulated Republic of Laos!
People's Republic of China: [ invades Myanmar ]
Stan Union: I lost two states!
Republic of Siberia: I'm at a stalemate with People's Republic of China!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I'm also at a stalemate with People's Republic of China, In Beijing!
Stan Union: [ Capitulates ]
Kazakhstan: We lost another one!
[ 1964 ]
Russian Federation and People's Republic of China: [ Invades Kazakhstan ]
Republic of Siberia: [ Sends troops to Kazakhstan ]
People's Republic of China: [ Captures Kazakhstan's Capital ]
Republic of Siberia: No! I didn't send enough troops!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1975 ] Do the same thing as I did, Republic of Siberia!
Republic of Siberia: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1975 ]
Russian Federation: OH YEAH?! [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1975 ]
People's Republic of China: I'm gonna do it too! [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1975 ]
Republic of Thailand: Oh, Dear God, NO!!
United States: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1975 ] I got you Democratic Republic of Bedrockium and Republic of Siberia!
Poland: No, No, NOOOO!! [ Capitulates ]
Republic of Siberia: Oh, No!! NOT ANOTHER ONE!!
German Republic: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1975 ]
Turkiye: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1975 ]
Republican Italy: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1975 ]
Russian Federation: I declare war on Amazon Company!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I can fight Amazon Company by myself, MORON!!
Amazon Company: [ Joins Allies ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: [ Groans ] you... are... my... enemy... AMAZON!!
All Bedrockiunese Companies: [ Joins Democratic Republic of Bedrockium ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Wait, What?! Walmart, Please Don't fight alongside Amazon!
Walmart Bedrockium: Amazon may have closed one of my stores and I'm actually glad you banned him, but he's not even a real threat, He's actually fighting an actual threat called Russian Federation and People's Republic of China.
Kmart Bedrockium: Yeah! and you got your flag from my Logo! but it tells everyone that you are fond of me!
Kmart US: I'll fight till the very end, even if it kills me!
Kmart Bedrockium: Why don't you Just stop fighting? it'll actually heal you.
Kmart US: I'll fight for my country!!
Roanoke: I'll set up a Kmart right inside the Food Lions, Krogers, Walmarts and Belks.
Kmart US: No, I might as well die!!
Kmart Bedrockium: Boy, you really want to be dead, don't you?
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Take a break, Kmart US. don't actually fight until Russian Federation actually gets to the United States.
Kmart US: Fine.
Moldova: [ Capitulates ]
France: No, Not another one!
Russian Federation: [ Invades Slovakia, Hungary and Kingdom of Romania ]
Finland: [ Capitulates ]
Slovakia: [ Capitulates ]
Hungary: [ Capitulates ]
Kingdom of Romania: [ Capitulates ]
German Republic: ARRGGHH!! RUSSIAN FEDERATION GOT 10,000,000 TROOPS AT MY BORDER, CZECH REPUBLIC'S BORDER, AUSTRIA'S BORDER, YUGOSLAVIA'S BORDER AND BULGARIA'S BORDER!!
Republic of Siberia: I need at least 30,000,000 Troops!!
State of Japan: I'm Afraid People's Republic of China is gonna invade me!!
Republic of Vietnam: [ Capitulates ]
Republic of Cambodia: [ Capitulates ]
Myanmar: [ Capitulates ]
Bedrockiunese Troops: [ goes to the border of Republic of Thailand ]
People's Republic of China: Why can't I invade Republic of Thailand?!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Gotcha! I got you right where I want you!
Republic of Thailand: Thank you.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Your welcome.
Republic of Siberia: I feel a different music here!
Republic of Redrock: It's getting more intense!
Republic of Bedrock: Yeah!
[ 1965 ]
People's Republic of China: [ Invades New Afghan Khanate ]
New Afghan Khanate: WE HAD AN AGREEMENT!!
Islamic Republic of Iran: You dare declare war on your fellow ally?!
Israel: We are enemies!
Islamic Republic of Iran: I'm gonna set the low relationship with you aside since there's a bigger threat!
Israel: I Know! Russian Federation and People's Republic of China!
Palestine: Can Someone give me independence?!
Israel: Nope.
Islamic Republic of Iran: although I am your friend, I don't think you should have Independence.
Palestine: What?!
Israel: I'll give you Independence and we can fight from then on when World War 4 closes to an end!
Palestine: Okay.
Russian Federation: [ Invades Republic of Georgia and Azerbaijan ]
Islamic Republic of Iran: I swear, Russian Federation, Border me on the left and see what happens!!
Republic of Georgia: [ Capitulates ]
Russian Federation: [ Invades Armenia ]
Turkiye: Now Russian Federation is doing the Armenian Genocide!!
United States: Just like You did!
Turkiye: It wasn't me, it was my father, Ottoman Empire.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: the Armenian Genocide of 1965!!
Russian Federation: I DON'T CARE!! CALL IT A GENOCIDE IF YOU WANT TO!! I NEVER CALL IT THAT!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: [ Writes this in History Books ]
Russian Federation: DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF BEDROCKIUM!! IF YOU SO MUCH AS PUBLISH THAT, I SWEAR I WILL DO SOMETHING!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: [ Publishes Book ] Too Bad.
Russian Federation: [ Invades German Republic, Czech Republic, Austria, Yugoslavia, and Bulgaria ]
France: IMPRET MORON!!
Britain: SHITHEAD!!
Republic of Siberia: YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH!!
Austria: [ Capitulates as soon as Capital is taken ]
Russian Federation: [ Takes German Republic's Capital ]
Bulgaria: [ Capitulates ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1980 ]
Republic of Siberia: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1980 ]
United States: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1980 ]
German Republic: [ Capitulates ]
United States: That does it!! [ Brings Troops to Europe ]
Yugoslavia: [ Capitulates ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: We Need to never let Russia or China ever exist! No matter the cost!
Taiwan: People's Republic of China was originally going for me, but he changed his-- NEVER MIND!!
People's Republic of China: [ Invades Taiwan ]
India: I'm still at a stalemate with People's Republic of China!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I'll help you!
New Afghan Khanate: [ Capitulates ]
Pakistan: Seriously?! That was my friend!
People's Republic of China: He was a terrorist!
Pakistan: HE WASN'T HURTING ANYONE!!
People's Republic of China: Oh, Really?!
Pakistan: Yes, Really, He was not hurting anyone!
United States: People's Republic of China may have taken out a terrorist nation, but he did that out of aggressiveness! Even I agree he wasn't hurting anyone! did he Join the allies?
Pakistan: No, he went on the green side. the blue side is the Allies and the red side is the enemies.
United States: And what might that be?
Pakistan: Neutral but got attacked anyways. the gray side is neutral and did not get attacked.
Saudi Arabia: Good thing I stopped exporting oil to People's Republic of China.
Iraqi Republic: Yeah, Me too.
Azerbaijan: [ Capitulates ]
Armenia: [ Capitulates ]
Islamic Republic of Iran: Are you frickin serious, Russian Federation?!
Russian Federation: You better stay neutral!
Islamic Republic of Iran: I don't plan to, not that you are bordering me from two sides!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: You Joining the allies?
Islamic Republic of Iran: [ Joins Allies and Upgrades Military Equipment to 1980 ] YES... I... AM!!
Turkiye: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1980 ]
Republican Italy: [ Upgrades Military Equipment to 1980 ]