Note: the names were taken from Hearts of Iron 4.
November 2022
Zedroball: Uh, Where are Russia and China?
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: They are dead.
Zedroball: But Where will I get my stuff?!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Taiwan has that covered!
Zedroball: That's not enough! [ Brings back Russia and China ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Zedroball, WTF did you Just do?!
Zedroball: I brung Russia and China back to life, is there a problem?
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Oh, No! OH, NO!! OH, NO!!! OH, HELL NO!!!! BRITAIN!!!!!
Zedroball: Did I cause something?
Britain: What is it, Buddy?!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: REMANTLE THE ALLIES!! ZEDROBALL JUST BROUGHT RUSSIA AND CHINA BACK TO LIFE!!
Britain: OH DEAR GOD!! [ Remantles "Allies" Faction ] WHY THE FRICK DID HE DO THAT?!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I DO NOT FRICKING KNOW!!
Everyone except Russia, China and Zedroball: [ Joins Allies ]
Republic of Uhack: I KNEW WE HAD A TRAITOR IN OUR WORLD!!
Republic of Siberia: WHY?! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!
United States: WE HAD WORLD PEACE!! WE HAD WORLD PEACE!! FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS!! AND ONE COUNTRY JUST HAD TO RUIN IT ALL!!
North Korea: I'M PUTTING MY ICBMs ON HIGH ALERT!!
Islamic Republic of Iran: I NEED TO ENRICH MY URANIUM FASTER THAN USUAL!!
Venezuela: I WILL GIVE OIL TO MY FELLOW ALLIES!!
Cuba: SEE?! THIS IS THE REASON WHY RUSSIA AND CHINA WERE KILLED!!
SATO: I WILL HELP YOU ALL!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: THANKS, SATO!! I wonder, Can a Military Alliance be in another Military Alliance?
SATO: Yes, They Can! I'm in the Allies!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Okay! Just wanted to Know!!
January 1st 2023
January 1st 2027
Russia: [ Declares war on Everyone Except Zedroball ]
China: [ Does Same Thing ]
Allies: [ Declares War on Zedroball ]
[ World War 5 Erupts ]
Zedroball: WTF?! ALL I DID WAS BRING BACK RUSSIA AND CHINA!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE SORT!! THOSE TWO COUNTRIES STARTED TWO WORLD WARS, AND NOW THIS TIME, THEY STARTED 3 WORLD WARS!! AND THIS ONE WAS ALL THANKS TO YOU!! THANKS A LOT YOU TRAITOR!! YOU JUST KILLED WORLD PEACE!!
Zedroball: WTF?! I KILLED WORLD PEACE?!
SATO: YES YOU DID, EVEN A MILITARY ALLIANCE LIKE MYSELF THINKS THAT THIS IS TOO MUCH!! I JOINED THE ALLIES SO I CAN DEFEAT RUSSIA AND CHINA AGAIN AND GET A CHANCE TO KILL THEM!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: WE HAVE HAD WORLD PEACE FOR 49 YEARS, ALMOST 5 DECADES!! AND YOU COME AND DESTROY IT ALL BY BRINGING BACK RUSSIA AND CHINA!! WE HAVE HAD THOSE TWO COUNTRIES DEAD FOR A REASON, AND NOW, WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO KILL THEM AGAIN!! AND THE ALLIES MIGHT KILL YOU TOO!!
Republic of Siberia: WE LOST REPUBLIC OF BELARUS!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: SEE WHAT YOU DONE?! THOSE TWO COUNTRIES ARE NOT ON THEIR RIGHT MINDS!! THEY HAVE BEEN AGGRESSIVE SINCE THE 1900s!! THEY STARTED WORLD WAR 3 AND WORLD WAR 4!!
Sweden: WE LOST FINLAND!!
Kazakhstan: WE LOST STAN UNION!!
North Korea: I'M BEING INVADED BY CHINA!!
South Korea: I'LL HELP YOU, NORTH KOREA!!
10 Years Later
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: THIS IS STUPID!! WE LOST ALL OF EUROPE, ALL OF AFRICA!! SATO ONLY HAS VENEZUELA LEFT, THE MIDDLE EAST IS GONE, WE LOST ALL OF SOUTHEAST ASIA!! INDIA IS THE ONLY SOUTH ASIA COUNTRY LEFT!!
Brazil: South America has all of Africa's Population!
United States: North America has all of Europe's Population!
India: I got all of the Middle East and South Asia Population!
Australia: I got all of the Southeast Asia Population!
Japan: I got both Korea's Population!
Republic of Siberia: and I got Central Asia and Mongolia's Population!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: HAVE ALL OF YOU GOT YOUR MILITARY FACTORIES WORKING?!
Allies: YES WE DO!! WE ARE ALSO GATHERING MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA AND CHINA HAS COMBINED!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: WELL THEN YOU WILL NEED 3 BILLION TROOPS!! RUSSIA AND CHINA HAS 1 BILLION TROOPS EACH!!
Allies: OH DEAR GOD, THIS IS HORRIBLE!! HOW DID THEY GET SO MUCH TROOPS?!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I THINK IT WAS ZEDROBALL THAT GOT THEM THAT MUCH TROOPS!!
Republic of Uhack: WTF?! DON'T WORRY, GUYS!! I CAN PROGRAM THE ALLIES TO HAVE 1.5 BILLION TROOPS EACH!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: THANKS, UHACK!!
Zedroball: [ Programs Russia and China to have 500 Million troops more ]
Republic of Uhack: [ Programs the Allies to have 1.5 Billion Troops each ]
SATO: THANKS!!
Republic of Uhack: YOU'RE WELCOME!!
5 Years Later
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Oh, My god, we managed to free Western and Central Europe.
State of Japan: I managed to Free Southeast Asia!
Brazil: and South America managed to free all of Africa!
India: I managed to free South Asia!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: We are still not done yet! We need to make sure that every single country is liberated!
India: I'll Liberate the Middle East!
Brazil: and so will South America!