Note: Names were taken from Hearts of Iron 4.
2nd Note: "I put it on the cringe category" - Trayaurette.
During the War
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: COME ON!! KEEP BRITAIN ALIVE!!
Republic of Siberia: I'm trying!
United States: How the frick is German Reich so strong?!
Britain: [ With Capital Taken ] German Reich! I surrender!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: What?! No! Don't do that!
Britain: You three might as well do a peace treaty with German Reich. I'm finished [ Dies ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Look, We still got the USSR! we can still try to save him!
United States: Good Idea, Buddy, Soviet Union! We may have our differences, but, I know you are in a pickle right now, can me and my two allies try to save you?!
Soviet Union: yes, you three can. I'm the only hope for Europe right now!
Republic of Siberia: we need a miracle!!
German Reich: [ Takes Soviet Union's Capital ]
Republic of Siberia: WTF?!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: HE TOOK THE CAPITAL!! WE'RE SO SCREWED!!
United States: OH NO!! WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM!!
Soviet Union: [ Dies ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: WE ARE DEFINITELY SCREWED!!
Republic of Siberia: YEAH, SCREWED!!
German Reich: You three, if you three sign a Peace Treaty, I won't puppet you three.
United States: [ Scoffs ] I think we have to sign a Peace Treaty with German Reich.
[ Democratic Republic of Bedrockium, Republic of Siberia and United States sign The Treaty of Berlin ]
Aftermath
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I'm still alive. is anyone still alive?
Republic of Siberia: I'm still alive.
United States: Me too.
British Empire: I'm puppeted by German Reich.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: No, NO! anyone else puppeted?!
Vichy France: I am.
German USSR: Thanks for trying guys, if German Reich's army was a lot weaker, we would have beaten him.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I developed a nuclear bomb. I wonder if the Pacific Continent is still here...
Republic of Bedrock: I declared Independence for emergency purposes.
Republic of Uhack: Utter Defeat, I don't like that.
Corruption Reich: I could've participated in the war again German Reich.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: well, thank you, Uhack for Just supporting us three and you two for not going to war with German Reich.
Republic of Redrock: I didn't go into the war at all.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Well, thank you for that.
United States: Looks like we still got survivors.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: well, not everyone in the Pacific Continent survived, look at Zedroball, He's completely annexed by German Reich. now I got German Reich on my borders! this can't get any worse...
Republic of Uhack: R.I.P.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: did anyone in South America Survive?
Brazil: Just me, buddy. Colombia just collapsed, and I’m pretty sure Chile submitted to German Reich
Saudi Arabia: I'm Still Alive.
State of Japan: I am turning Democratic... this fascist shrimp has no use!
Communist China: [ Declares War on Taiwan ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Guys, should we Just go against Communist China?!
Republic of Siberia: Just the remaining of us.
India: I can cover you on the south.
Republic of Vietnam: I got you!
Republic of Thailand: Me too!
The Allied-Chinese War Starts
Communist China: WTF?! I wanted to reunify!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: You can't reunify that way, you moron! Guys, do everything you can to keep German Reich from entering the war.
State of Japan: I can invade you easily!
Republic of Siberia: Oh, Yeah! I'm beating the Chinese Army!
Saudi Arabia: I will provide oil to the allies!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: thank you, since you are the only one with the oil source that is not controlled by Germany!
Saudi Arabia: I wasn't invaded by Britain or Soviet Union in the First place, so I got Lucky!
Egypt: I declared Emergency Independence! I can still use my troops!
Turkiye: I'm still here!
Communist China: Being Invaded here!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Don't get German Reich into this war! Just Don't!!
Kazakhstan: I'm Declaring Independence! and I am Democratic! I will Join the war against Communist China!
German Reich: Not much land I am losing.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Keep the news away from German Reich! Don't let him know that we are at war!
Italy: As Much as I am Fascist, I don't trust German Reich, too aggressive. I Just wanted Greece, German Reich wanted everything, from Danzig, to puppeting France, to even declaring war on the USSR! want me in the war? war against Communist China? I won't tell German Reich.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Join the party, Italy.
Italy: [ Declares war on Communist China ]
Newspaper boy: [ heads toward German Reich ]
Italy: Newspaper boy, I swear, I will kill you if you into German Reich.
Newspaper boy: nobody in German Reich gets to know?
Italy: No they Frucking don't, turn back or lose your life!
Newspaper boy: [ Scared ] Okay, Okay! I'll Just go to Yugoslavia then.
Italy: Don't think about it, he's controlled by German Reich.
Sweden: I'm trying to do the same with the newspaper boy heading towards Norway!
Italy: Don't let him, Just don't, use any means necessary.
Sweden: Okay.
Newspaper boy: what about Switzerland?
Italy: He's a frickin retard, he's tell German Reich anything!
Vatican City: I never tell German Reich anything, pass the news along to me.
Italy: Thanks Vatican City.
Vatican City: you're welcome. the Allies are at war with Communist China?
Italy: Yup.
Vatican City: Wait a minute, isn't Communist China Big and Strong?
Italy: Republic of Siberia, State of Japan and India are successfully invading Communist China. wanna ask again?
Vatican City: No thank you.
Communist China: [ Invades Taiwan ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: That's the one thing we didn't want you to do!
Communist China: He he he!
Republic of Siberia: Not Funny! I don't get why we are at war again!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: We don't need another Axis Member! We Just Don't!
German Reich: [ Looks Towards the war with Communist China ]
State of Japan: He's looking this way!
German Reich: Meh. [ Goes back to sleep ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: PHEW!! We were on thin ice for a second!
5 Months Later
Allies: [ Defeats Communist China ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: let's try to Reform him.
Allies: Okay.
People's Republic of China: I'll try again Next Time!
German Reich: Time for phrase two of my master plan!
United States: WTF
German Reich: [Invades Saudi Arabia]
United States: Germany! What the hell are you doing!
German Reich: I shall control you…
United States: Try me.
German Reich: I have the world’s last free oil supply. Bow down to our ruler.
Canada: Germany, I think you forgot me. I have the world’s third largest oil reserves.
German Reich: Grr, then I’ll invade you… in June!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: That in only three month! And Canada, you don’t even have tanks. How would you battle German Reich?
Canada: The only way to Canada is by crossing the Bering Strait…
German Reich: That is what I’ll do!
Canada: … But the only time you CAN pass through is winter. And believe me, the winter here is ten times colder than Moscow. Try passing through the summer, and you are literally on THIN ICE. Ha!
United States: Yes! We still have Canada, and he can block off the Germans from the north.
Canada: [ blushing ]
German Reich: You……You……You ruined by plan! SCREW YOU, CANADA!