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    File:Inuit-icon.png idk what this is

    Neon Districtball
    Can i into File:EKITO-icon.png pl0x?
    Government Federal parlimentary republic
    PersonalityCalm, friendly, supporter, technology lover, uncontrolling, vulnerable (corporations can easily take control of his government and turn his clay's government into an all-capitalist consumerist state)
    Language(s) English
    Japanese
    Chinese
    File:Spanish-icon.png Spanish
    Portuguese
    Korean
    File:Kazakh-icon.png Kipchak languages
    Perso-Arabic languages
    File:7-icon.png Tazotec languages
    Type El Kadsreian File:7-icon.png
    Asian Combination File:Kazakh-icon.png
    Latin-American
    File:Hawaii-icon.png Oceanic File:7-icon.png
    CapitalShiguto Cityball
    Affiliation UNBall (1995 - present)
    Religion(s)File:Mahayana-icon.png Buddhism
    File:Shintoism-icon.png Shintoism
    Christianity
    Relations and opinions
    Friends Japanball
    File:Chile-icon.png Chileball
    File:Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball
    File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball
    South Koreaball
    El Kadsreball
    File:Mahri-icon.png Mahriball
    File:Sentan-icon.png Sentanball
    File:Kazakh-icon.png Kazakhbrick
    File:Singapore-icon.png Tringapore
    File:Nepal-icon.png NepalRARW
    Enemies
    TERRORIST COMMUNIST STATE
    TERROIST GOAT-FUCKER
    File:Russia-icon.png WARMONGER
    File:Iraq-icon.png REMOVE SADDAM FROM THE PREMISES
    LikesForegin cuisine, tea (with sugar), coffee computers, anime, The Internet, NRTN, All religions, His neighbours, baseball
    Dislikes Ameryball, communism, terrorism, tea (WITHOUT milk and sugar), pedophilia/zoophilia/necrophilia (will get you executed, and between 1969 - 1989 PUBLICLY executed), Islamophobia, our disgusting protestors invading our clay
    Historical information
    Predecessor People's Democratic Republic of Neon District (1969 - 1975, 1983 - 1990)
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Maybe?
    BörkNeon Neon, Lights Lights
    FoodToo many to countings of.
    Notes

    Neon Districtball, officially known as the El Kadsreian Puppet State Federal Republic of Neon Districtball or Neoniaball (in NyanCat2006's canon) is a country located in That One Island Full Of A Lot Of Ethnic Groups.

    Like his brothers he is located in the Anglosphere and is a part of UNBall but not EKITO. He has 5 states, 1 territory, 2 First Nations and 2 Autonomous Provinces.

    Neon Districtball has the 33rd largest economy in the world, but that doesn't mean that he is one of the richest. Even though he produces a lot of computers and exports a lot of food, he can still be considered 3rd-world ONLY BY random conspiracy theories made by the leftists of countriest like what, Chinaball or something?

    Neon District is a parlimentary republic, with a president and prime minister being the highest in the political hierarchy. The country's population is mainly conserative, but some democratic and liberal parties still exist. It was authoritarian from 2020 - 2022, but now free elections happen again.

    He is also known for a LOT and i mean a LOT of output on the technology scale. And the Neon element was invented here, so that's why it's called that.

    Neon Districtball was born on Janurary 1st, 1990, (although Neon District Day is October 30th), so he is a Capricorn.

    Etymology

    So these random guys from UKBall decided to rent a house here, and while they were staying here they did some things and invented a new element named "Neon". It was rewarded this name in the early 1940's because of how much it was producing the element.

    History

    Neon Districtball was born in 2690 BC when 3balls from File:Inuit-icon.png Nunavutball's Northern clay to Mexicoball's clay to Lake Titicacaball and then went on a bunch of boats to find Neon District's clay after theirs got destroyed about 400 - 500 years prior. When they got to clay, they learnt religion, crop farming, animal farming and how to build stuff. He was allies with the near-by Kingdom of Vicnoriaball, and they were best friends with each other. About what seemed like File:Qing-icon.png File:Spain-icon.png File:Portugal-icon.png File:Kazakh Khanate-icon.png File:Morocco-icon.png half of the world invaded in the 1690's, and then he became a colony. Even if he fought long and hard with his bows and arrows, not to mention his spears, he still lost the battle to diseases and stuff. Whatever. He lost to racist colonialism. The end of the story for his massive kingdom. Now the rulers would be File:Qing-icon.png File:Spain-icon.png File:Portugal-icon.png File:Kazakh Khanate-icon.png File:Morocco-icon.png those guys that I just mentioned.

    Why didn't they colonize the rest of the Arito Archipelago? Well, it was like this:

    If you were File:7-icon.png Tenoch/Tazotec, you could either flee to the mountains or get enslaved. Most of them fled towards the mountains, where a lot of them either got caught and got massacred, or simply just starved to death. Some just straight up gave up and thought that working for the Bri'ish was a good idea.

    The capital city of the kingdom became "File:Nazi-icon.png Neo-Hyperboreaball". And then a lot of people who were the ethnicites of what had invaded the dynasty, moved there. They brought File:Theravada-icon.png Buddhism, File:Shintoism-icon.png Shintoism, Islam and Christianty.

    Eventually, the File:7-icon.png Tenoch people that have had been inhabinating it ever since the 18th Century BC had had enough, and in 1891, they rebelled, and won. Slavery was abolished, they were allowed to be free and move back to the city, go wherever they wanted, and basically just be treated like normally people. But, in order for this to be true, they had to be allowed to be occupied by the Sentanese Empireball. So they did. And they still got their rights.

    At this time, File:Morocco-icon.png File:Tunisia-icon.png File:Syria-icon.png File:Iran-icon.png () File:Qing-icon.png () File:Nepal-icon.png File:Sri Lanka-icon.png File:Malaysia-icon.png File:Singapore-icon.png File:Palau-icon.png so many people from accross Asia were migrating to here that it almost exploded into 3 pieces in 1899.

    The first photo was taken here earlier, in 1859, but the first footage of Neon District was filmed/recorded and seen in 1897. The people there were so impressed that in 1898, two random British guys rented a house here, and they accidentally created something that Neon District's named after.

    TBA for the rest

    Ethnic Groups

    Neon Districtball has a lot of ethnic groups.

    Relationships

    Family members

    • UKBall - My father! Despite the war-crimes that he commited against File:7-icon.png my original people, he still colonized me and made me what I am today.
    • Japanball - My mother. Japanese is a language in my clay and i gave her some reservations to live alongside File:7-icon.png Tenochitlball and File:1-icon.png Nuosuball.
    • File:Spain-icon.png Spainball - My brother, he was pretty kind to import things like San Fermin from one of your friends. Although, could you please be kinder to him? Thanks.
    • File:Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - Another one of my brothers,w ho was my babysitter
    • South Koreaball - My sister
    • File:7-icon.png Tenochitlball - My grandfather
    • File:1-icon.png Nuosuball - My grandmother, she was a reason why File:Qing-icon.png Chinaball came to my country.
    • File:Qing-icon.png Qingball - My eldery female next-door neighbor

    Friends

    • El Kadsreball - My best friend. He supported my independence, we share lots of the same stuff and much, much, more. We don't usually get along that much, but still, I respect your opinion on that monster...
    • Sentanball - I'm also independent because of you, and I was protesting against File:Hungary-icon.png Gyönyörű Földünk back between the late 90's and the early 2000's
    • The reason why i was originally inhabitated because of you, thanks for having File:7-icon.png my native peoples were originally came from Nunavut!
    • Mexicoball - You also gave me things like tacos and El Chavo Del Ocho in return after you classified the Tenoch language as a dialect of Nahuatl. Even though that last part was a mistake, after all they're pretty unintelligible, you're still cool
    • File:Chile-icon.png Chileball - Thanks to you I would've never gotten a better version of Spanish.
    • File:Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - I'm so sorry for used to hating you in the past, Luis Acre is yet another Boliviarian scum, but atleast you respect my indigenous peoples and Aymara people are similar to them.
    • File:Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - Don't worry, i'll support your independence. You're the real country here, not that thing... but how about you just have a 2-state solution, OK?
    • File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - ok globo

    Neutral

    • Ukraineball - Let me just say this. I AM NOT A RUSSIA SUPPORTER. But me going full-on out "I SUPPORT OF THE CURRENT THING" seems pretty bad to me. Russia's bad aswell, and I'm taking refugees from your clay, but considering how the West treats you a lot like that fucking piece of shit... I'm just gonna stay neutral on you for now.
    • Patagoniaball - Anti-authoritarianism, Ukraine simp, furries, what else? The only reason why that I'm neutral on you is because that I don't wanna get cancelled. I'm still hating on Russia and supporting Ukraine, tho.

    Enemies

    • Ameryball/Amery Socialist Citystateball/Amery Breakaway Stateball - YUO IS BELONG TO MY CLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO IS NOT INDEPENDENT AND THAT IS OF FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO IS TERRIBLE COMMUNIST, TRYING TO OF BREAKAWAY FROM MY CLAY!!!!!!! YUO KEEPING ON MASSACRING MUSLIM AND SAYING "KOSOVO JE SRBIJA" WHEN IT ACTUALLY ALBANIA!!!!! THE RED QIETENIKS!?!?!? MORE LIKING OF THE CRINGE CHINESE SERBS!!!!!! STOP RUINING OF MY CLAY, GIVING IT OF THE WAR AND COMMITTING OF THE MASS TERRORISM!!!!!!!!! YUO WAS ONLY RECOGNIZED OF ALL COMMUNIST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD FROM WHEN YUO WAS "INDEPENDENT"!!!!!! 1969 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE BUT I ANNEXED YOUR COUNTRY IN NOVEMBER 1989 LOLOLOLOLOL 1989 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE REMOVE COMMUNISM! File:Neon Districtangle-icon.png Or else... File:Neon Districtangle-icon.png
    • File:Russia-icon.png Russiaball - Yuo of crazy? You wanting of war!? I have no idea why yuo're invading Ukraineball, she did OF NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY OF NOTHING!!! Not to mention, yuo're slowly but SURELY, starting to suck up to my deadly enemies like that retard who cries of over countries becoming independent! And BTW, COMMUNISM IS OF ABSOLUTELY SUCK!!!!!!
    • ISISBall - YOU IS OF GOAT-FUCKER!!!! WE ALL HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU IS CAUSING OF WAR!!!!!!!! AND YUO NO TOUCHING OF IDIOT CUBE!!!!! REMOVE TERRORISM!!!!!!!
    • File:Taliban-icon.png Talibanball - Yuo guys were of the good! Yuo were starting out as teacher going around killing our mortal enemy! BUT THEN, YUO OF BAN IF MUSIC, STRIP WOMAN OF RIGHT, AND ANSCHLUSS OF AFGHANISTAN!!! IS OF AGAIN, REMOVE TERRORISM!!!!!
    • Argentinaball - YUO STEALING OF FALKLAND ISLANDS!!!!! IT IS NOT ARGENTINA IT IS OBVILOUSLY CLAY BELONGING TO OF UKBALL!!!! AND STOP HATING File:Bolivia-icon.png BOLIVIA AND File:Chile-icon.png CHILE!!!!!! REMOVE CHIPA FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!
    • Vlokozu Unionball - YUO WAS ANSCHLUSS OF MY FRIENDS!!!! YUO WAS ALSO COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP THAT WAS OF SUPPORTING OF THE ISRAEL AND USSR!!!!!! GET THE OUT OF THE MY MEMORY OF AND THE REMOVE COMMUNISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! File:Neon Districtangle-icon.png Otherwise... File:Neon Districtangle-icon.png
    • Israelcube - HOW DARE YUO KILLING INNOCENT PALESTINIANS, HATING ON MUSLIMS, AND BEING EXTREMELY WOKE!!!!! ALSO YUO TRIED TO DECLARE WAR ON ME!!!! APRIL 1983 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE BUT IT FAILED LOL!!!!! REMOVE KOSHER AND REMOVE HARAM FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!
      • : why can't we have a 2-state solution?
      • : BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BECUZ PALESTINE IS BIGOTED TERRORIST
      • : says the one that occupies the palestinian's territories and likes to kill them.
      • : (angers and cries to death)
    • Republic of Vyondball - EVEN IF YUO IS OF LIKING ME, YUO IS OF STUPID!!!!!!!!!! Grounding video of the stupid! REMOVE GROUNDED VIDEO FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!
      • :OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!!!!!!!! NEON DISTRICT!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU HATE ME!!!! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 18473189719847314839716347389163789136591573 years! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!
      • :lol ur grounded too
      • :NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    • Chinaball - 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 YUO IS OF COMMUNIST!!!!! YUO GUYS WERE GOOD BEFORE 1949!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO IS WAS OF COLONISING ME!!!!!!!!!! REMOVE COMMUNISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • The People's Anarcho-Communist LGBTQ+ Dominant Party of Neon District - STOP POISONING OF OUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO IS WANTING TO TEACH NSFW AND OF CONDOMS TO 7 YEAR OLDS, GENDER IDENTITY AND PRONOUNS TO OF 5 YEAR OLD, AND YUO IS FORCING 2 YEAR OLDS TO BECOME OF TRANSGENDER!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! YUO ARE DISGUSTING COMMUNISTS THAT ALLY WITH SICK FUCK PEDOPHILES THAT I IS LIKING TO OF EXECUTE!!!!!!!! AND YUO IS WAS OF INVADING OF MY CLAY, AND FOR 8 HOURS MAKING IT BELONGS TO YOURS!!!!!!!!!! APRIL 3RD 2022 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMOVE BLEEPOTORY AND THE GETTING OUT OF THE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
    • File:Hungary-icon.png Gyönyörű Földünkball - HOW DARE YOU DESTROY SENTANBALL!!!!! But 2003 best year of my life because Sentan got rid of you!!!
    • File:Indonesia-icon.png Mohd Affendy Wahid - YUO GROUNDED VIDEOS ARE SO CRINGE, AND YOU USED TO BE A CAILLOU SIMP!!!!! YUO ALSO GOT File:Kazakh-icon.png JEVILOGEN'S REPUTATION ALMOST OF DESTRORYING BACK IN FEBRUARY 2021!!!!!! 2022 best year of my life because yuo ended your era! REMOVE CYANANIMATE FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!!
    • NDRB TV/LT83/TVO Oshavia/NDCTV Children's Protection Hour bumpers (1963, 1993 (twice) and 1996 respectively - HOW DARE YUO TRAUMATIZED MY CHILDREN WITH THAT SMILEY FACE ON PURPLE BACKGROUND, WEIRD NOISES OF SYNTH AND OF CREEPY LAUGHING!!!!!!! 1963 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE BECAUSE YUO WERE AIRING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION STATION OF MY CLAY!!!!! 1964 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE BECAUSE IT WAS REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES! But in 1993, LT83 TV in File:Rosario-icon.png Rosario and TVO in Oshavia stole it after 29 years of it not of airings! AND IN 1996, NDCTV IN MY CENTRAL CLAY STEALING IT FROM ME!!! REMOVE THIS IDENT FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!!!

    Trivia

    • His clay has a subtropical climates (Cfa/Dfa/Dfb/Dfc).
      • The climate of his country's clay ranges as cold as EFh in the mountain peaks, to Aw in the southern of the country.
      • The average temperature there is only -7°C, though.
    • In all 8 states of his clay, child abuse is illegal and is punished with sentences between 10 years and a life sentence.
    • The 1 territory that he has now owned since 1989 is Lionheartball, the 2 First Nations belong to the File:7-icon.png Tenochitl and the File:1-icon.png Nuosu people, and the 2 autonomous provinces are Altanistan and Mangenyshtay.
    • Being communist, a zionist and/or somebody who supports the party that "attempted" to take over him in early 2022, is illegal and is punished by an arrest.
      • :what about vyondcuck?
      • :get out and die
      • :NONONONONONONONONONONO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    lol idk.

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