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    Commonwealth of Laioria
    Laioriaball.png
    Laiora can into the of relevance...
    GovernmentUnitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
    PersonalityCalm
    Happy
    Shy
    Language(s) English
    File:Spain-icon.png Spanish
    CapitalLaioria Cityball
    Affiliation NATOball
    UNball
    Religion(s)Christianity
    Relations and opinions
    Friends Dryicorball
    File:Finland-icon.png Finlandball
    EnemiesFile:Jaymawakin-icon.png No, I exist!
    Historical information
    Founded1991
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?No
    Börktxurrones txurrones
    Notes

    Laioriaball, officially known as the Commonwealth of Laioriaball, is a fake countryball in the US' backyard secret s***show Kadersaryinian Islands, in central America. He is a small countryball who is in a territorial dispute with regional power Jaymawakinball, although he is supported by Daricajuceball, another power on the Island of Daricajuce, and crucially by the USA.

    Although he has always been known to be peaceful, his people were bitterly divided in the early part of the 2020s over a disputed election. Historically he used to be a strong power, yet his empire fell near the end of the 1st millennium.

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Dryicor - We have been friends since my independence. He's almost like a father to me.
    • File:Costa Rica-icon.png Costa Rica - We're quite alike. Both peaceful, have no army, and get on well.
    • Daricajuce - Now you accept me as a country, we both support each other against File:Jaymawakin-icon.png a shared enemy.
    • File:Iceland-icon.png Iceland - Like me and Costa Rica. Small but good country.
    • File:Finland-icon.png Finland - Dryicor's brother, pretty much an uncle in the first years of independence.
    • File:Cuba-icon.png Cuba - I know you're still a commie and the USA hates you for no reason, but we collaborated over that boat thing which kept you afloat in the 1990s.
    • File:Spain-icon.png Spain - Padre mío. Nos llevamos bien.
    • File:Norway-icon.png Norway - Many Laiorians go there and to Dryicor in the summer.
    • File:Sweden-icon.png Sweden - As with above.
    • Canada - Reminds me of me.
    • Eruowood - Both do great TV productions.
    • Switzerland - Fellow obsessively neutral country (but that's only because I'm almost falling apart domestically).


    Neutral

    • File:East Germany-icon.png East Germany - You tried to invade me but after your reunification it was ok
    • UK - Dad who never really paid much attention and let me get overrun by Germany. But you're ok. Not sure why Dryicor hates you so much. I heard it was something about... his eyepatch?

    Enemies

    • Jaymawakin - I AM A COUNTRY! LAIORIA IS NOT YOURS YOU ԻԴԻՈՃ!
    • File:German Empire-icon.png German Empire - You tried to invade me! For goodness' sake, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?
    • Nazi Germany - SERIOUSLY WHY DO GERMANS LIKE MY CLAY SO MUCH?!? You piece of racist s***.
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