File:Nouvelle-Borgogne-icon.png Nouvelle Bourgogneball File:Nouvelle-Borgogne-icon (beret).png | |
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Government | Capital city |
Language(s) | Indonesian (official)
File:JKT-icon.png Betawi French Javanese File:Yogyakarta-icon.png Acehnese |
Type | Austronesian Celtic |
Relations and opinions | |
Friends | Dutch Indonesia
French Indonesia File:France-icon (beret).png Granny Mommy |
Enemies | Dajjal The utter source of all evil |
Likes | Monumente Nationale, Satria Garuda Bima X, TMII, Voltaire Square, Bir Pletok, Ondel-Ondel, Removing corruption, Ali Sadikin, Busway, Bajaj, Mall, Expat monies, Basuki Tjahaja Purnama (Ahok), PRJ Jakarta Expo, LRT, MRT, modern lifestyle, Car Free Day, Boris Johnson (He grew up in Jakarta at the suburb of Menteng from 1968 to 1975) |
Dislikes | Flood, pollution, mismanagement, terrorist, corruption, traffic jam, Sea, Pokémon Go, Vandalism, Person Hooligans who kill Haringga, Anies Baswedan |
Historical information | |
Founded | 1685 |
Ended | If it sinks |
Predecessor | Dutch East Indiesball |
Successor | |
Population | |
Is of importants | |
Can into space? | IDK. |
Börk | Banjir banjir, Ondel-ondel, Monas! |
Food | Gado-gado, Ketoprak, Bir Pletok, Kerak Telor, Laksa, Baguette, Fromage, Vin de Myrtille, brownies a la mode, escargot |
Notes | |
Currently one of the fastest sinking cityball in the world |
Nouvelle-Borgogneball, alternatively Jakartaball and full name Capital City of Nouvelle-Bourgogneball, is drowning the aquatic capital and largest cityball of File:West Indonesia-icon.png West Indonesiaball. His full name is Bola Daerah Khusus Ibukota Burgundia Baru (Special Federal District of New Burgundyball). He can into clean city but is overcrowded with nearly 13 million inhabitants in 662 km² city area.
He was known by many names throught his history such as Sunda Kelapa, Jayakarta and Batavia. He really into loving flood and traffic jam. He is of dense city in West Indonesia, and can into many diversities. Almost all ethnics in Indonesia and Eastern France, even some of the historic ones, live in Nouvelle-Borgogneball. Even before he of sucks.
Whenever he puts his diving gear on, or when people make fun of his clay's bad quality of life, he becomes File:AquaBorgogne-icon.png AquaBourgogne. This is a reference to his location and his fast sinking rate. AquaBourgogne is part-sea creature because of this. He becomes just like File:Fishland-icon.png Fishlandball.
His birthday is 24th December.
History
Jakartaball was born as a settlement of Sundanese known as Sunda Kelapa. For almost a millenia (7th-16th century) it served as main port of Sunda Kingdomball until kebabs threatened this glorious kingdom.
In 1521 File:Portuguese Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball arrived in Sunda Kelapa amid tension between File:Banten-icon.png Banten Sultanateball and Demak Sultanateball. Surawisesa, Sunda's king, made a treaty with Portuguese to protect Sunda Kingdom from those squishing kebabs, but Portuguese were too weak and Sunda Kalapa anschlussed by Demak Sultanateball and renamed into Jayakarta.
In early 17th century Jayakarta turned into major trading post of File:East India Company-icon.png East India Companyball and Dutch East India Companyball. Deteriorating relations between two companies and local rulers turned into conflict with Dutch victory, and Jayakarta renamed into Batavia under Dutch control in 1619.
Under VOC and later Dutch East Indiesball, Batavia became major port and developed rapidly, attracted Chinese and Arabian merchant and workers but sadly they did not do well...
In 1788, Franceball fled to his clay and sought asylum there. Then she took Riau, Java, the Riau Islands and Sumatra, and anschlussed them, creating French Indonesia.
File:West Indonesia-icon.png West Indonesiaball declared its independence on August 26th, 1948 on Soekarno's house in Jakarta, but during Indonesian National Revolution the city became primary target of Dutch's possession and as a result there is no major war in Jakarta during that period, because of Dutch control.
In 1949 after Round Table Conference, Jakarta became West Indonesia's problematic capital until Rajah Emmanuel announced the movement of capital into File:East Kalimantan-icon.png East Kalimantanball in 2019.
Ethnic Groups and Languages
Warning: This is about to get long, and crazy.
Nouvelle Bourgogne is home to a multitude of different languages, peoples and faiths, but all are Indonesians. Even Jews, Iranians and Christian Lebanese live in his clay. Bold means it doubles as an official language.
Official Languages
Majority Languages
- Javanese
- Sundanese
- Malay
- English
- Arabic
- File:Iran-icon (hat).png Persian
- French
- Chinese
- Dutch
- Betaouis
- Portugis
- Minangkabau
Dialects (Indonesian)
- "Pure" Indonesian
- Jawi script
- Jakarta variety
- File:Yogyakarta-icon.png Jogja dialect
- Surabaya dialect
Other Indigenous Languages:
- Batak languages
- Acehnese
- Buginese
- Makassarese
- File:Banten-icon.png Banten Sunda
- Maluku
- Banjarese
- Minahasa
- Dayakan
- Lampungese
- Papuan languages File:Papua New Guinea-icon.png
Varieties of/Related Languages of French:
All are spoken in West Indonesia.
- File:France-icon (beret).png Standard North-Central French
- Old French
- Alsatian
- File:Picardy-icon.png Picard
- File:Touraine-icon.png Tourangeau
- File:Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur-icon.png Provencal
- Norman
- File:Kingdom of Sicily-icon.png Old Italian
- "Modern" Italian
- Breton
- Walloon
- File:Walloon Brabant-icon.png Brabantine French
Varieties of/Related Languages of Dutch:
- Northern Dutch (Dialek Belanda Utara)
- Southern Dutch (Dialek Belanda Selatan)
- Belgian Dutch
- Middle Dutch
- Pelandar Barat (West Flemish)
- Limburger Dutch
- North Brabantine
- File:Flemish Brabant-icon.png South Brabantine
- Bahasa Perisia (Frisian)
- File:Luxembourg-icon (Belgium).png Luxembourgish
Other European Languages:
Middle Eastern ethnic groups:
- File:Lebanon-icon.png Lebanese
- Central Arabs
- File:Nejd-icon.png Nejds
- File:Kingdom of Hejaz-icon.png Hejazis
- Gulf Arabians
- Northwestern Arabians
- File:Yemen-icon.png Houthis
- File:Yemen-icon.png Hadramis
- File:UAE-icon.png Emiratis
Types of Chinese:
- Fujianese (Linguistically still Austronesian, but heavily Sinicized in culture)
- Hakkanese
- Tiochieu
- Canton
- Mandarin speakers (Taiwan)
Malay Varieties and Creoles:
- File:Betawi-icon (songkok).png Betawi Franco-Malay
- Minangkabau Malay
- Baba Malay
- File:Riau-icon.png Riau Malay (Not Indonesian)
- East Indonesian Malay
- Makassar
- Papua/Irian
fake - Ambonese
- Banda
- Balinese
Indonesian Creole Languages:
- File:French Indonesian-icon.png Franconesian
- Petjo
- File:Picardy-icon.png Picardonesian
- Mardijker Portuguese
- Peranakan Indonesian
- Javindo
- File:Indonesian Lebanese-icon.png Indonesian Lebanese Arabic Creole
- Jaksel
Other Interlanguages:
- Riau Dutch
- Jawi Malay
- Hotam (Hokkien-Tamil codeswitch language)
- Kristang
- Nederlands-Minang
- Gerdutch
- Patua
Other Languages:
- File:Tamil-Eelam-icon.pngFile:Tamil Nadu-icon.png Tamil
- Punjabi
- Japanese
- File:Unified Korea-icon.png Korean
- File:Czech-icon.png Czech
- Serbian
- Norwegian
- Long Pages
- Pages with broken file links
- Asia
- Southeast Asia
- Among Us
- ISIS Removers
- Cityballs
- Multicultural
- Multireligious
- Multiethnic
- French Speaking Countryball
- Indonesian Speaking Countryball
- Arabic Speaking Countryball
- Malay Speaking Countryball
- Chinese Speaking Countryball
- Dutch Speaking Countryball
- Portuguese Speaking Countryball
- Persian Speaking Countryball
- Buginese Speaking Countryball
- Far East