Republic of Hong Kongball | |
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Government | Unitary parliamentary republic |
Personality | Nice, Friendly (except to PR Chinaball's ghost), Industrious, businessman's spirit, polite. milk tea addicted. Slightly violent. Loves Y2K culture and idolizes Murphy and Mitzi |
Language(s) | Cantonese English (official) |
Type | Sinitic |
Capital | Himself (city-state) |
Affiliation | UNball (pending) Commonwealthball |
Religion(s) | File:Shenism-icon.png Shenism File:Daoism-icon.png Daoism |
Relations and opinions | |
Friends | Dad who helped in my independence Mum (better China) |
Enemies | STOOPID COPYCAT TEA File:Myanmar-icon.png Rohingya killers |
Likes | Money
his dad his mum Capitalism Democracy European/Western culture English language Traditional Chinese script Jet Li Sammo Hung Andy Lau BRUCE LEE! Dim Sum NG Adem Cantopop File:Anti-China-icon.png setting Chinese flags on fire File:Anticommunism-icon.png Anti-Communist/Western Propaganda Cantonese Language Alan Walker (eg. Sing me to Sleep) Autoart diecast models skyscrapers NBA Sleeping Dogs Kai Tak Airport (Come back, I miss you so much!) Nature Trees Protesting or rioting against old Chinaball |
Dislikes | COMMUNISM/SOCIALISM! (FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR), pollution, Mandarin, being called Xianggang, RiceGum (WE DO NOT EAT DOG! OUR NEIGHBOUR DOES!), Mulan, |
Historical information | |
Population | |
Is of importants | |
Can into space? | Not right now. |
Börk | Protest Protest, DJ DJ, free free, gamer gamer |
Food | Milk tea (the most common drink), Egg Tarts, Dim Sum, Egg Waffles, Spam and Fried Egg Noodles, Wonton Noodles, Instant Noodles, Pineapple Bun (Pineapple not included), French toast, Cart Noodles, Fried Stuffed Vegetables (煎釀三寶), Curry Fish Balls, Siu Mai, |
Notes | |
TAIWAN RULES WHILE CHINA DROOLS!!! |
Hong Kongball, officially the Republic of DJ Bluey Hong Kongball, is a furry DJ gamer a parliamentary republic in Southeast Asia and the youngest country to exist. Located in both East and Southeast Asia, He is bordered by the Federal Republic of China to the north, the Portuguese Administrative Region of Macau to the west, and the South China Sea to the south and east.
He is divided into 18 district and has a total area of 1,106 square kilometres, making him the 168th largest state in the world. He is a member of ASEAN and the Commonwealth, and is still pending for full United Nations and NATO membership. For now, Hong Kong is an observer state of the United Nations.
Hong Kong was usually seen as naïve due to being bullied by Chinaball in the past years. But now he is more confident than ever. He enjoys wearing his complete fursuit (replete with undersuit and accessories), as well as creating all sorts of tracks (primarily dubstep and trap) and posting it all on YouTube, and playing Roblox and Minecraft with his Commonwealth siblings.
Hong Kong is known for his pop music, most of the pop songs from his clay are bilingual in Cantonese and English. In addition, A Little Love by Fiona Fung is the most emotional song made in Hong Kong. In 2019-2020, some young Hongkongers became small bedroom EDM producers.
His most famous YouTube personality is Ryan Lau, otherwise known online as NeonBluey. He is known for wearing a fursuit of an anthro blue Australian Cattle Dog (when in live-action form), or showing himself in animated form (made using Adobe Flash), and is a DJ, creating original EDM songs (the only ones of their kind). He is also a gamer and plays Roblox, Minecraft and Fortnite.
Hong Kong is now usually seen using his mother's "xixixi" laugh.
Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being South Koreaball, the Republic of Chinaball, and File:Singapore-icon.png Tringapore. He is rich and autonomous yet he used to be tear-gas addicted. He likes to be a furry-DJ-gamer all in one.
His national day is January 25th.
The Life and Times of Heung Gong
Prehistoric
Hong Kong was born as a happy fishing 1ball, but first known to have been occupied by other caveballs during the Neolithic period, about 6,000 years ago. However, in 2003, stone tools were excavated at the Wong Tei Tung archaeological site, in which optical luminescence testing showed date to between 35,000 and 39,000 years ago. Early 1balls were a semi-coastal people who migrated from inland and brought knowledge of rice cultivation. The Qin dynasty annexed the Hong Kongball area into Chinaball in 214 BCE, after conquering the indigenous Baiyue. The region was consolidated under the Nanyue kingdom (a predecessor state of Vietnam) after the Qin collapse, and recaptured by Chinaball after the Han conquest. During the Mongol conquest of Chinaball in the 13th century, the Southern Song court was briefly located in modern-day Kowloon City (the Sung Wong Toi site) before its final defeat in the 1279 Battle of Yamen. By the end of the Yuan dynasty, seven large families had settled in the region and owned most of the land. Settlers from nearby provinces migrated to Kowloon throughout the Ming dynasty.
The Opium Wars
In the early 19th century, UKball got very interested in tea and asked File:Qing-icon.png Qingball for tea in exchange for silver. File:Qing-icon.png Qingball agreed and sold tea to UKball, and as a result UKball is running out of silver to pay for tea caused UKball is getting addicted. So, UKball snuck opium into File:Qing-icon.png Qingball in exchange for silver from locals which is then used to pay for tea. File:Qing-icon.png Qingball found out and got very angry, and declared war on UKball twice, which File:Qing-icon.png Qingball lost twice. He seceded Hong Kong Island to File:Qing-icon.png Qingball in the First Opium War, and seceded the Kowloon Peninsula in the Second Opium War, as well as paying a lot of monies and other treaties that made File:Qing-icon.png Qingball weaker and weaker. In 1898, UKball asked File:Qing-icon.png Qingball to control entire Hong Kong, and File:Qing-icon.png Qingball reluctantly agreed as he is getting weaker and almost dying, and he didn't want to fight UKball. UKball got full control of the region for 99 years until 1997.
Japanese Occupation and 20th Century
On December 8 1941, File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball invaded and raped Republic of Hong Kongball. By December 25 1941, File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball controlled the entire British colony. UKball was busy fighting File:Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball, so UKball and the Allies didn't send a lot of troops to defend Republic of Hong Kongball. UKball finally regained control of the region in 1945 when File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball surrendered.
In 1967, from inspiration of his brother File:Portuguese Macau-icon.png Portugese Macauball's 12-3 incident that made him closer to the Chinese, and the cultural revolution from Chinaball that made Republic of Hong Kongball into thinking that communism and Maoism is better instead of colonialism, he rebelled against UKball's rule to try and become part of the PRC. There were multiple riots between May and December, and some radical protesters going as far as planting bombs (called "pineapples" locally), resulting in 51 dead, 832 injured, 1936 protesters prosecuted and even more arrested by the end of the riots. The riots, however, failed, and Republic of Hong Kongball was pranking UKball apologised and said he actually wanted to remain British, so he remained a British colony until 1997.
Communist Regime
In 1997, Chinaball stole Hong Kong, which is something which he hated a lot (like A LOT) because China is a communist country. But China managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his father over his Asian stepfather.
Protests
In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by China and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from Chinaball.
In 2018 a small political localist party, the Hong Kong National Party, that campaigned for Hong Kongball independence was banned by politicians.
Independence
In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions of protest on the street against an"extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to Chinaball's monkey courts. The Hong Kongers used umbrellas. The Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam suspended the bill.
Finally, the law was abolished, but the 4 remaining requests were still not being answered and was said to be IMPOSSIBLE. They also protest to preserve the autonomy of Hong Kong. They asked for international help, but USAball cared more about making money.
Due to World War 3, he with his paramilitary group File:LiberateHK-icon.png Black Bauhinia, along with USAball, Philippinesball, Japanball and Koreaball occupied Beijing's clay. On June 4, 2026, WW3 was officially ended in Asia.
Personality
Hong Kongball has a very British-like attitude, He is mostly seen sipping milk tea due to his addition to it. He is usually nice to most countryballs. When he sees something that he hates, he freaks out. He also likes to swear a lot. He has been begging independence from Chinaball because even though he is part of him, his culture, political stance, language and even his currency and laws are different from Chinaball.
Although Hong Kong currently wears the (otherwise-modified) clothes the PRC gave to him, he usually wears his former clothes (British) to reflect on his childhood under UKball. He used to wear a flag similar to the British but without the Union Jack.
Unlike most countryballs, Hong Kongball does not speak English in a broken way. In addition, you need to know Cantonese profanities like diu (屌/𨳒), if you want to understand the true essence of his dialect of the Cantonese language. A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".
Relationships
Family! (家庭)
- UKball - Eternal ally and good father. He's the first and best person I've ever loved, and he is way much better than that Maoist tosser. We play football together, we go jogging together, we go fishing together, we are the perfect father-and-son duo! I also tip my hat to you for helping me and my mom get independence (and getting Commie Chink broken into pieces) before things got worse, cheers for you, Britain! Best friends and allies forever! A permanent father-and-son bond that will never be broken. Thanks for freeing me!
- USAball - You’re a good cousin, because you support me in my citizen’s protests against Dickhead, and you hate all of my enemies! Thanks for trying to get me to become recognized by Peacekeeper so that I can be free!
- ROCball - Mother and a fellow dragon! The Republic of China real China! I admire him a lot for freedom and democracy! He shares the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! THESE COMMUNIST PIGS WILL PAY FOR THE EXTRADITION BILL!!! 中華民國萬歲!
- File:Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - A fellow dragon! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good lover twin brother! Also yearns Papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We also have Han Chinese blood but you have some Austronesian though. Also ah, your chicken rice is damn good ah. Why are we shipped so many times lah?! >:(
- Macauball - Twin who is rightful Portuguese clay.
Misc. friends (朋友們)
- Philippinesball - He also hates ded fake China. But, 2010 never forget! You killed our people! (wait...it was just a civilian...) And I couldn't apologise because I was bloody busy with my protests! Also, we can also remove terrorist Jitler for ruining your flag.
- File:Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Cousin, you made a good choice for listening to Burger and not trusting police brutality! Thank you!
- Netherlandsball - Stoned uncle, father in law and DimSum-removing buddies. Wait, you care for Gypsies too? How caring of you. We can into allowing not just weed but coke and meth, except it's mostly frowned upon to take these in public or private. Still, you are allowed to take "illegal" drugs in my clay as long as you DON'T get addicted. Once addicted, always in rehab.
- Bhutanball - He doesn’t recognize Mao Zedong eat my dong, so he is cool with me.
- Canadaball - You are a friendly guy, you support me against bat soup and we have a common enemy ! Thanks cousin!
- Hong Kongball - My former self. I'm almost like him.
- Germanyball - Uncle. Nothing else to say, but he supports me and is workaholic like me.
Neutral (中性)
- Indonesiaball - What’s wrong with yuo? Yuo have the same problem as this fucker here, because yuo are also committing police brutality on an island you annexed! Stop that.
- Palestineball - Yuo’re somewhat okay for me, but WHY IS YUOR File:Gaza-icon.png SON COMMITTING ATROCITIES IN CUBE’S CLAY??? RELEASE HOSTAGES NAO!
Enemies (敵人)
- People’s Republic of Chinaball - FUCK YUO!!! 2019 NEVER FORGET! WHAT BUSINESS DO YUO HAVE IN ABDUCTING ME AND THEN COMMIT ATROCITIES ON MY PROTESTING CITIZENS????? YUO NEED TO BE TAUGHT RE-EDUCATION ON BASIC MORALS, MY CITIZENS ARE NOT OF DESERVINGS THAT! Plus, you made that dreadful app called TikTok and you brainwashed a lot of children in Burger’s clay. The only thing we have in common is that we like to make bootlegs of video games. ALSO, REMEMBER WHEN YOU SENT 6 POLICE TO TACKLE A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL OR WHEN YOU USED GAS CHEMICALS ON A TRAIN FULL OF MY PEOPLES? GIB INDEPENDENCE NOW OR I MAKE SURE I DO IT MYSELF….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
- Russiaball - Yuo are of pure evil, poor Ukraine doesn’t deserve to be invaded! If yuo want people to not of joinings NATO then of tellings them not to, in a kind way! Not invasion, yuo idiot!
- North Koreaball - Have yuo ever thought of givings your citizens food? And why do you support this pure evil? And don’t nuke my friends, I am watching yuo!
- File:Soviet Union-icon.png Soviet Unionball - I don’t know much about yuo, but I know yuo are evil Communist and yuo were allies with Bitch at one point! I’m glad yuo collapse, fuck yuo!
WORST ENEMIES (死敵)
- Republic of Vyondball - stupid goanimonster 屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌 YOU WRONGFULLY EXECUTED A LOT OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND EVEN CELEBRATED THEIR EXECUTON!!! YOUR APOLOGISEMENT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!!! AND YE PEOPLE JUST DO STUPID PUNISHITS TO INOCENT PEOPLE!! YUOR EMENIES DID LOT OF WRONG STUFF, BUT YUO DESERVE THE UNENDING MAYHEM THAT WILL ALWAYS PLAGUE YUOR CITY!! I WILL BAN VYONDERS IN MA CLAY!!!!!!! REMOVE GOANIMONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!