Tauricaball

UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.

Tauricaball
Government	Unitary semi-presidential constitutional republic
Personality	Very westernized thinking, Russophobic (as of 2015), gamerlike, toxic, fascinated by creepypastas about the Soviet Union
Language(s)	Official: File:Principality of Theodoro-icon.png Taurican Greek Taurican Tatar Minority: File:Taurida Oblast-icon.png Russian Ukrainian Armenian Plautdietsch Yiddish Various other languages are spoken
Type	File:Ancient Greece-icon.png Helleno-Germanic Slavic File:Turkic Council-icon.png Turkic
Capital	Symferoupoliball
Affiliation	UNball EUball NATOball (as of 2021)
Religion(s)	Christianity Orthodox Greek Catholicism File:Catholicism-icon.png Catholicism Islam Judaism
Relations and opinions
Friends	Mama File:Goths-icon.png Deceased papa Papa's descendant Adoptive mama File:Turkey-icon.png Others contributed to my ethnics and culture Enemy of my enemy is friend File:Principality of Theodoro-icon.png My past self Asian Tigers File:Tsarist Russia-icon.png Adoptive Dad (sometimes)
Enemies	SHOO LUNATIC (since 2015) Lunatic's girlfriend Lunatic's Asian minion Lunatic's American minion File:Pakistan-icon.png Anyone who is ally of Russiaball Origin of Slav Lunatic (Soviet = Origin of Lunatic) (Number one Enemy) File:Turkey-icon.png Mama's enemy (somewhat) File:Tsarist Russia-icon.png Original Lunatic (sometimes)
Likes	Goths, Greek culture, Tatars, making fun of Russia, criticizing tankies, having diverse ethnic, his beaches and castles, Western propaganda, Jamala, having folklore, Greek mythology, his rich and layered history, NATOball, USAball, Tsarist Russia (better Russia, somewhat), File:Boris Yeltsin-icon.png Boris Yeltsin
Dislikes	RUSSIA, anything outright Russian, his "referendum" from 2014 (INVALID EXCUSE), Russiaball trying to claim him, commies, Russian propaganda, Russia's Greek fetish (ANOTHER INVALID EXCUSE), nukes, Russophiles, PUTIN, being called Russian clay, FRICS
Historical information
Founded	June 17, 1918
Predecessor	File:Ukrainian SSR-icon.png Taurican SSRball
Population
Is of importants
Can into space?	TBA
Börk	Krim Krim, Taur Taur
Food	Borsch, chebureki, gyro, borma, köbete
Notes

Tauricaball, officially the Union Republic of Tauricaball, is a countryball located in the Black Sea, consisting of the entire Crimean Peninsula. Its sole land borders are with Ukraineball to his north and Russiaball to his west.

History

Tauricaball has a long history of being occupied by Scythiaball, Achaemenidball, File:Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball, SPQRball, Byzantineball, File:Golden Horde-icon.png Golden Hordeball, inhabited by File:Crimean Khanate-icon.png Crimean Khanateball, File:Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball, File:RussianEmpire-icon.png Russian Empireball, independent as Crimean People's Republicball, occupied by File:German Empire-icon.png German Empireball, File:Russian Republic-icon.png South Russiaball (File:White Movement-icon.png White Army State), File:Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball.

Taurica became independent from Russiaball in 1918, but was reannexed in 1926 by USSRball. Independence was eventually finalized on 5th May 1992, at which point he rejected an offer to join into Ukraineball. However, the two maintain a good relationship to this day.

In 2014 Russiaball held a "referendum" to annex Tauricaball due to his lingering Greek fetish. This pissed off Tauricaball, who refused to recognize the referendum, at which point Russia dropped the fake referendum and had diplomatic ties cutted off by Tauricaball in 2015, moving closer to USAball and EUball, which pissed off Russia in the process.

Ethnic groups

• Greeks
  • File:Principality of Theodoro-icon.png Taurican (includes assimilated Goths) File:Goths-icon.png
  • File:Kingdom of Pontus-icon.png Pontic
• Tatars
• Russians
• File:Ukrainian-icon.png Ukrainians
• Germans (non-Gothic)
  • Russian Mennonites
  • File:Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Olęders
  • Taurican Germans
• File:Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgarians
• Armenians
• Crimean Jews
  • Karaites
  • Krymchaks
  • Ashkenazims
• Romanies

Relationships

Friends (Ой филой)

• Greeceball - my mother who owes billions in debt to the EUball.
• File:Goths-icon.png Gothsball - my missing father I never met.
• Ukraineball - neighbor whom I am supporting against sadist.

Neutral (Удéтерос)

• File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - Mama and even lunatic of hates yuo (but neighbour is neutral). Kosovo je Srbija! But we both can into diversed ethnics and we hate Russia together.

Enemies (Ехтрой)

• Russiaball - Hey you! You need to stop stalking and annexing me to please your fetish for Greece. I don't want more war and I don't recognise your "referendum" either. Also stop claiming Donetsk and Lugansk from neighbor. SCREW YOU FOR ALLOWING YOUR OWN CREDIBILITY TO BE DRAGGED DOWN THE MUD AND CAUSING YOUR MILITARY STRENGTH TO UNRAVEL. I HATE YOU
• Republic of Vyondball - You torture kids, so no respect for yuo.
• File:North Carolina-icon.png Weatherstar4000video - Hey you, yes you, control the Boris Teeth Guy's rage for me will you? I support the troublemakers.
• Chinaball - I may recognize yuo as Real China but I don't like yuo cause yuo are friend of lunatic so nope.

Family

TBA