 Hawaiiball  | |
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| Hawaii by u Icariaball.png Aloha! | |
| Government | File:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy |
| Personality | Laid-back, loves her islands, chill and calm except when there is no Spam left. |
| Language(s) |  English
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| Type |  PolynesianFile:Germania-icon.png  Anglo-American |
| Capital | Honoluluball |
| Affiliation |  UNball
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| Religion(s) |  Christianity
 Shintoism |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  Dad
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| Enemies |  HANDS OFF (Primary Enemy)
 STOP NUKING ME |
| Likes | Pineapples (but not on pizza), Hula, tropical paradise, her beaches, the Navy, the Marines, the Japanese military, Rhythm and Blues, |
| Dislikes | Haoles (Stupid/Rude foreigners), hurricanes, being illegally overthrown, pollution, native species going extinct, mongoose, earthquakes, tsunamis, Volcanic Eruptions, |
| Historical information | |
| Founded | May 1, 1771 |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | No, not yet |
| Börk | Hula Hula, Aloha Aloha |
| Food | Poi, spam musubi, poke, laulau, loco moco, saimin, chocolate-covered macadamia nuts, adobo, malasadas, andagi (Okinawan donuts), Portuguese sausage |
| Notes | |
| Maui Island on fire rn | |
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| “ | I've been thinking of you Out of all the ones I've known, |
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— Jesse "DJ Hipsong" Morata
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| “ | Here's Honolulu, Hawaii's a joy! | ” |
— Wakko Warner
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Hawaikiball Alolaball Hawaiiball is a sovereign island monarchy in Oceania. Created in 1795 and founded by King Kamehameha I (No DBZ reference), she is one of the few well-known Oceanian countryballs. She also has some very awesome active volcanoes, which attract a lot of haoles/tourists.
Hawaiiball has eight major islands which are: Hawaiʻi (aka The Big Island), Maui, Oʻahu (most populated of the eight), Kawaii Kauaʻi, Molokaʻi, Lānaʻi, Niʻihau (island full of Native Hawaiians), Kahoʻolawe, and sea-mount Lōʻihi is expected to come up from the ocean in the next 10-100,000 years. Hawaiiball also has several smaller, uninhabited islands known as the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands.
She mainly speaks Pidgin, an English creole that mixes many languages together, such as Hawaiian, Japanese, Chinese, Ilocano, etc.
Information (ʻIkepili)
Hawaiiball has essentially four rules that it lives by: Moʻolelo, 'Āina, Ohana, and the most famous: Aloha. Respectively, these mean, stories, land, family, and love, but they all have other meanings, too.
These are all based off of Chiefdom of Hawaiiball's ways of life and sustainability of living on the 'aina, or land. Hawaiiball has a love hate relationship with 
tourists, as they bring in money and yet also can destroy the culture. IT is well known that if you give Hawaiiball a drink, the pidgin will come out. (brah, was wrong wit da? ey, where ma slippahs at?). Not to mention too, but Hawaiiball calls everyone sistah, brudah, aunty or uncle depending on the relationship.
History (Mo'olelo)
Polynesian Colonization & Establishment
Hawaiiball was originally colonized by 7balls from File:Tahiti-icon.png Kingdom of Tahitiball south of Hawaiiball. Polynesians used just the stars to navigate around the open pacific ocean, which is pretty crazy. These migrants came to escape the File:Tahiti-icon.pngFile:God-icon.png Tahitian Gods who required too many sacrifices. Eventually, all of the islands were colonized, and essentially each island was its own File:Monarchy-icon.png Chiefdom. The islands were divided into essentially water system states in order to ensure that the 'aina was respected.
Hawaiian Mythology talks about different ways about the islands being formed, specificlly from the File:God-icon.png God Pa'ao.
Japanese Puppet Rule & Republican Takeover
In 1771 a Japanese ship called Banryū returned from Californiaball's clay. The Japanese used it to united the Chiefdoms across the islands and formed a Japanese tributary known as the Kingdom of Hawaiiball which she was used to trade with her dad.
In 1809 she became an actual colony of Japanball and got settled by people from his Shikoku, Kyushu and Ryukyu islands. Eventually in 1893 republicians overthrew the Japanese puppet rule with the help of 
USAball. Seeing the chance, USAball nearly kidnapped her in 1898, but failed and the monarchy was restored instead.
World War Two, Immigration, and Sugarcane
On December 7th 1941, her dad was attacked by a surprise air raid on Shuriball by the Chinese Unionball. This made her so angry that after she helped 
UKball, 
Franceball, and 
Russiaball defeat File:Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germany, Japan dropped 2 atomic bombs on Chinaball in Tianjin and Dalian in return for Shuri, which made them surrender and ending WW2.
In the early days after Hawaiiballs integration into USAball, Sugar became a major cash crop grown around the islands. This attracted many immigrant groups from USAball Chinaball, 
Philippinesball, 
Japanball, and File:Portugal-icon.png Portugalball. When these diasporas got together on the sugar cane and pineapple plantations, they didn't know how to speak to each other, so they borrowed words from each other's languages, making Hawaiian Pidgin.
Present Day
Chinese Unionball was getting angry with USAball during 2017 and actually thretaned to nuke Hawaiiball, but tensions thankfully calmed down. however, in January 2018, it got a missile warning but it was of fake. On May 14, 2018, she found out Kilauea erupted. Later on October 3, 2018, Hurricane Walaka destroyed one of her uninhabited islands, called East Island.
COVID-19 reached Hawaiiball on March 6, 2020, and has since then infected over 12,000 Hawaiiballs (as of October 5). In August 2023, a wildfire began on Maui's clay, causing 96 deaths. This wildfire is the deadliest in a century.
Islands (Mokupuni)
Hawaiiball has eight major islands and some lesser-known ones as well.
Major 8 Islands
- Hawai'i is the largest island and is called the big island. It's confusing but
Kamehameha was from this island and united all the islands and that's why the whole state is called Hawaii. His clay contains Mauna Kea, the highest volcano in 
Hawaiiball and debatably File:Earth-icon.png Earthball. There are a ton of umbilical cords ontop of this volcano. Otherwise Hawaiiball contains Hiloball, the second largest city in the state. - Kaho'olawe is a completly uninhabited island. Bassicly cuz of Mauiballs massive volcano Haleakala, this island barley gets any rain. It is just used for Hawaiian cultural purposes. Unfortunately in 2020 it had a massive fire that burned 30% of the island.
- Maui is one of the more populated islands and is known as the Valley Island due to its valley between the West Mauis and Haleakala. It's famous for the touristy 'Road to Hana' and all the resorts on the west side and Kihei. Parts of the island are very dry and parts are very wet making for a very interesting ecosystem.
Dis aina wuza OG fuh da pidgin. It's important to mention too the sugarcane industry and how prevalent it was on the island. Agriculture is still a major export as flat land allows for such. In 2023 it had a fire in Upcountry and Lahainaball which completely wiped out parts of the island. Maui Strong! - Lanai is the least populated public accessible island expect for the fact that is almost all owned by File:NYC-icon.png Larry Ellison who runs everything
North Koreaball found on Lanai?!what a creative nameand has one single school and one single hospital. - Molokai is a very long in island kind of shaped like
Tennesseeball except for a tiny little peninsula on the north which is the least populated county in all of 
USAball (It's mostly made up of Native Hawaiians. Molokaiball is known for its former history with Pineapple Plantations and also being considered the most Holy Island. - Oahu is the most populated of the islands and contains the capital and largest city, File:Honolulu-icon.png Honoluluball who administrates some of the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands, much like how File:Tokyo-icon.png Edoball administrates some of the remote pacific islands. Oahuball is known as the Gathering Place because well, it holds a massive city. The island was used as a military base because of the nice Shinjuwan (Pearl Harbor).
- Kauai
Kawaiiis known as the Garden Isle because of its lush ecosystems. It's very rural but has some interesting history including
Russian Fort Elizabethball who was established by 
Russian Empireball with the intention of helping Kauaiball protect themself from File:Kingdom of Hawaii-icon.png Kingdom of Hawaiiball but eventually it didn't work. This was also where 
James Cook landed and was the first European to land on the Hawaiian islands, but he called them the Sandwich Islands. - Niihau
Ni haois a forbidden island from visitors other than the family that owns it and USAball government. It is in the rain shadow of Kauaiball so it doesn't get much rain at all making the whole landscape pretty dry.
Relationships (ʻO nā pilina)
Friends (Hoaaloha)
Japanball - Dad! He sometimes mistakes me as "kawaii" or something and he is still teaching me his weird yet catchy culture. I like how geeky he is. Best geek dad ever! Especially thanks for letting me play "Alola" in Pokémon, and also making the protagonist of Dragon Ball, Goku, have his iconic energy attack named after my first king. Also many Japanese are still living in my clay.
- File:Ehime-icon.png Ehimeball - I love your oranges.
- File:Fukuoka-icon.png Fukuokaball - We both enjoy Bobux. In fact; Japan and I play Bobux together.
- File:Yamaguchi-icon.png Yamaguchiball - Who are you again?
- File:Hiroshima-icon.png Hiroshimaball - Bluey!...I guess. Gave me the most settlers.
- File:Ryukyu-icon.png Ryukyuball - Second-largest source of Japanese settlers. BUT REMOVE EXERON!!!
even though that Texan abomination known only as Rooster Teeth made that
- USAball - My bro! He almost annexed me from
Japanball in 1898 when I was arguing with him; he failed. He acknowledges me for the very high tourism and does visit me sometimes. Also I'm the birthplace of Obama! 
UKball - Japan's colleague; he both had very good trade deals and were friends. Also sorry for killing your discoverer! I do remember you colonizing me for a few months until you kindly gave me my clay back. So I guess that kinda makes you a semi-stepdad.
Russiaball - He once owned a fort on Kauai, but it's now open for visitors; please get rid of 
reactionary.
Neutral (Kālā)
Troublemakerlandball - Vyondball hates me because of you; but I take it well. I am completely on your side, and I will stand with you even if it costs either of us our lives. But can you not cause trouble in Honolulu? It's scaring me. Target Vyondball first, not me. But I still grant you special protection and asylum within my clay; he's the main enemy and primary target.- File:Italy-icon.png Italyball - FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S NOT MY FAULT I RUINED PIZZA, IT WAS File:Greece-icon.png GREECE AND
CANADA WHO STOLE MY PINEAPPLES, PUT IT ON PIZZA AND THUS FRAMED ME, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! 
Texasball - We both staved off American annexation. I like your barbecue. BUT THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, REMOVE EXERON FIGHTERS! And isn't that Exeron thing supposed to be on Adult Swim considering you apparently had Rooster Teeth create that show, also considering how especially violent this has got to be?
Enemies (Kanikau)
Republic of Vyondball - Words cannot describe the utter hatred you have for me just for having a point about the troublemakers! He is a sadistic child-abusing baka who despises any form of distinction between child abuse and discipline, and keeps whining about how bad terrorism is yet he forces it upon others. Yeah, calling me out for taking in his "troublemakers" was bad on its own, but the absolute worst thing he did was when he tried to nuke my volcanoes to force them to erupt, apparently because he wanted me to clean it all up and only by myself, with no help or breaks, "as a punishment for teaming up with the troublemakers to destroy the Land of Vyond" (more aptly, being sane and siding with a bunch of equally-sane dudes against a literal dictatorship)!! No poke and pineapple supplies for you!- File:Greece-icon.png Greeceball - YOU AND RUINED MY REPUTATION BY PUTTING MY PINEAPPLES ONTO PIZZA YOU MONSTER, PINEAPPLE AND PIZZA ARE 100% INCONGRUENT, KAMEHAMEHA > ALEXANDER, REMOVE GYRO AND YOU ALSO FLAG THIEF
DJ Hipsong - YOU TRAITOR!!! WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING File:Donald Trump-icon.png A RACIST WHO SUPPORTS RACIAL VIOLENCE AND POLICE BRUTALITY, AND HAD HIS SUPPORTERS MARCH ON THE US CAPITOL!! YOU KNOW HIS CRIMES AND STILL SUPPORT HIM?! AND WHY ARE MAJORITY OF THE FILIPINOS PRO-TRUMP!!! Hopefully you get exposed as being a cultural traitor to Filipinos and become mocked as politically-white! Even better, you can cry back to grounded baka!
