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    Philippinesball (Novalesverse)

    Philippinesball
    Remove Vyonders and Komunistas!
    GovernmentUnitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy
    PersonalityAthletic, Hospitable, Westernised, Hispanicised, devout Catholic, Supportive, Brave, Diligent, Very optimistic, Friendly, Semi-pacifist, Colonial Minded and Problematic (and every nice and bad personality), serious yet sometimes messing around for fun
    Language(s)File:Spanish-icon.png Spanish

    Japanese
    File:Kingdom of Tondo-icon.png Tagala
    Tau-sūg

    80+ other languages
    TypeFile:7-icon.png Austronesian with Latin and Japonic influences File:Tokugawa-icon.png (and Arabic influence in the south)
    CapitalManilaball
    Affiliation UNball
    ASEANball
    Religion(s) Christianity

    Islam
    Buddhism

    Judaism
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsFile:Spain-icon.png Mother (sometimes)

    Best ally
    Sibling
    Other neighbor
    Real China
    Adoptive father

    Hong Kongball (sometimes after 2010)
    Enemies Bully and femme fatale (mostly)

    File:North Korea-icon.png Nuker
    Child abuser
    File:Kuwait-icon.png OFW abuser
    SABAH IS MINE
    File:CPP-icon.pngFile:NPA-icon.pngFile:NDF-icon.png Communist pakshets
    ISISball
    File:Eritrea-icon.png Flag stealer

    Hong Kongball (sometimes after 2010)
    LikesCapitalism, Democracy, K-pop, Facebook, Emmanuel Pacquiao, Noli Me Tangere, Emperador Novales, Adobo, Pasta ala Canton, Inasal, Lugaw, Family and Friends, Fast food! Especially Jollibee, Milk tea, Mang Inasal, Pinoy Pride (Ball Games and Other Sports, Singers, Artists, Beauty Queens (Especially Catriona Gray), Economy, Tourist Spots and FilAms), Teleseries (and good endings thereto), Jake Abendaño, Irvine Navarro, xenophilia (Kawaii things like Anime and Cosplay as well as Latino Culture preferably and a little bit of American Culture), Owning Spratlyball, "Filipino time", thinking in advance, Jascha Richter, MNL48, K-POP groups, Guava Juice (YouTuber)
    DislikesCommunism, Monarchism, Fascism, Nazism, Socialism, COVID, Drug lords, Drugs, Drug Dealers, Invaders, Drug users, Communist Chinks, Terrorists, mga van na nangunguha, Separatist Groups (Never forget Zamboanga and JUSTICE FOR SAF44!), abusive kebabs, File:Kuomintang-icon.png land disputers, Being called "Weeaboo" by anime-haters, Racism towards him (Justice for Althea Andrea), anybody who uses contraband drugs (especially methamphetamine, known locally as chabu), Dengvaxia, Alec Baldwin, Bagani (they mocked indigenous culture!!!), The Nutshack (sometimes)
    Historical information
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Not yet, but we can into satellites.
    BörkDuterte Duterte, Balut Balut, zebbiana zebbiana, Neneng B Neneng B
    FoodBalut, Adobo, Sinigang, Pinakbet, Tokwa't Baboy, Bulalo and Lechon. He likes fast food most.
    Notes

    The Philippinesball, officially known as the Empire of the Philippinesball, is flipping its flag a sovereign archipelagic countryball in Southeast Asia in the western Pacific Ocean. He does not border any country due to being an archipelago in the Pacific but is located North of Malaysiaball, Southeast of Chinaball, South of Taiwanball, East of File:Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, and West of File:Palau-icon.png Palauball. The country is divided into 38 provinces, 3 federal territories, and 1 self-governing sultanate, with the capital Manilaball located in the homonymous province, giving him a total area of 144,300 square miles (374,000 Square Kilometers), making him the 64th largest country in the world. As of 2018, he maintains a population of 94.61 million inhabitants.

    Like all countries, the Philippines is a member of UNball, and due to having close ties with the West, he is able to become a major non-NATO ally. He was the chairman of ASEANball, but it later passed it on File:Singapore-icon.png Tringapore. His national day is on June 12.

    History

    The Community As A Boat (Precolonial Epoch)

    The Philippinesball was first inhabited by Negritos, then they were supplanted by File:1-icon.png Malay-Polynesians who established city-states known as Barangays. When Chinese, Indians, and Arabs arrived in the Philippines, the barangays developed into several competing prehispanic states which were: the huangdoms of Ma-i and Pangasinan, the kingdoms of Tondo, Maynila and Namayan, the Kedatuan of Madja-as, the rajahnates of Butuan and Cebu and the sultanates of Lanao, Maguindanao, and Sulu.

    These states were under the domination of Majapahitball and then, the Manila, Tondo and Sulu soon came to be invaded by File:Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball, with the rest of the Philippine prehispanic states going to war against Bruneiball. Their strategic location in Asia made them an especially important hub for trade, earning them the title of "Pearl of the Orient".

    The State as a Convent (Spanish Era File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png)

    In 1521, File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball, sailing from Latin-America, gasped and invaded these islands states, naming the territory "Las Islas Filipinas" (King Philip the Second's Penthouse of Death.) Later on, File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spainball landed in Limasawa Island in 1521 and held the first Catholic Mass in the Philippines. He then found Cebu Islandball where he met the first few natives. After converting some of the natives, Spainball received a complaint from one of the Rajahs about another Rajah who doesn't want to recognize Spain's influence, Rajah Lapu-Lapu. Determined to teach this "infidel" a lesson, Spain launched an attack on the island of Mactan. But since it's low tide season the galleons cant get in the small harbor, so Spainball and his men went on waist-deep water, Only to be ambushed and "Injured" by Rajah Lapulapu. Spanish Empireball then left the Philippines, only to return in 1565, starting the long 333 years of File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png Spanish Empireball rule over the Philippines.

    Spainball quickly organized his new colony according to his model. The first task was the reduction or relocation of native Philippinesballs into settlements. The earliest political system used during the conquista period was the encomienda system, which was relevant in Europeball. Spainball's friars, governors, and generals governed the Philippinesball in exchange for their services to the King. Spainball also made a law to collect tributes to Phil. In return, Phil would get justice and governance and aid during an invasion. In 1646, Dutch Republicball attacked Philippinesball to avenge what Spainball did to him in 1581. Spainball outsmarted Dutchball and thus, it was a Spanish Victory.

    It was then ruled by File:Viceroyalty of New Spain-icon.png New Spainball and together, Phil's economy raised during their galleon trade of the 1800s. But when New Spainball became File:First Mexican Empire-icon.png Mexicoball, closed the Manila-Acapulco route and thus, they did not see each other again until Phil's Independence. Due to this, Spainball governed Phil directly from Madrid, causing many problems from corrupt friars.

    In 1823, the brave Andrés Novales, pissed about the way Latino (Criollo) soldiers were being treated in the Spanish army, revolted and seized the entirety of the city of Intramuros. When Andrés's brother Mariano "accidentally" opened the gates to Fort Santiago, Spainball rushed to realize she was too late and was eventually defeated by the rebelballs and everyone else in Manilaball's clay. On June 2, 1823, the independence of the Philippines was declared, but it took him 2 years to be fully recognized by the world and submitted to Japanball as a protectorate/client state of him in 1829.

    The Trials of Recency (Imperial Era )

    The bottom part of Philippinesball, File:Sultanate of Sulu-icon.png Sultanate of Suluball rebelled against Philippinesball, but did not fully anschlused Suluball until 1859. Thus the Sultanate was defeated at the same time Novales died. Japanball into helping Philippinesball to make navy by himself, and he also became 2nd-best naval power alongside its puppet master Japan, with his flag being flown at ports around the world. He then anschlussed Sabahball from Bruneiball in 1879, but Philippinesball fought too well, so he asked UKball to negotiate land cessions to give Brunei and UK fair treatment, before allowing Maguindanaoball and File:Sultanate of Sulu-icon.png Suluball to rule in ceremonial only. His friendship with Japanball also let him into annexing Palauball and some of Caroline Islands.

    World War II

    File:Kuomintang-icon.png Chinese Unionball suddenly attacked Philippinesball after the Bombing of Shuri with landings on Luzon. Fighting ended in a Chinese win on the 8th of May, 1942 thus Philippinesball was "liberated" from Japanese hegemony. The Republic of the Philippinesball and other Philippinesball citizens got angry at the government. Japanball left Philippinesball for 3 years and when Japan was counter-attacking the table into their side after the the Battle of Guadalcanal, Philippinesball's navy helped USAball and Japanball to defeat Chinaball, with his partisans destroying Chinese ships. After 2 years they pushed through the territory of File:Kuomintang-icon.png Chinese Unionball to finally reach Philippinesball. Landing on the 28th of October, 1945, Carlos II led Philippine forces into Manila by himself (one of the last times this happened), defeating File:Kuomintang-icon.png Chinaball and liberating his clay.

    Showplace of Democracy in Asia? (Postcolonial Era)

    In 1954, the Philippines fought alongside Japan in the Korean Independence War and led to the famed battle of Yultong which was a Filipino victory (but Japan lost the war). After the 1953 parliamentary election, Ramon Magsaysay was elected. He was a car mechanic before he was a guerilla leader in WW2. He was considered by Filipinos as the best prime minister they had. He ended the Huk rebellion and opened the Shukusha palace to the 'Tao' or the common man. He even let USAball docked to his ports in his Vietnam War in 1967. Philippinesball had lots of unskilled workers that he put into factories while Japanball became into high tech. As a result he became known as "The Workshop of Asia" and Philippinesball can into making cheaper goods.

    He into annexing Sabahball for good when Insulindiaball had his temper tantrum with commieballs in 1964. In 1997 he got hit by the Asian Financial Crisis even though his otosan Japanball was mainly unaffected. The crisis into causing riots with Maguindanaoball and combined with racist policies against Muslims and Maguindanaoballs. In July 1998 there was a riot in Nueva Vergaraball and Philippinesball began into having mental crisis because his people got mad at the government, before Prime Minister Esteban Estrada was forced to resign. The unrest continued but political reforms managed to save the day.

    As time progressed, Philippinesball can into trade with Japanball, Chinaball, File:EFTA-icon.png EFTAball and UKball. It can into economy and File:Spain-icon.png Spainball brought some immigrants to make Philippines inhabitable. Philippinesball was considered as the "Pearl of the Orient" by that time since it can into civilization and class. Also it can into trash-to-energy. On 23 July 2017, the Philippine government security forces and Islamic State militants started a five month long battle in Dansalanball. Dansalanball is, to this day, recovering from the battle.

    On June 1 2023, he into celebrating his 200th birthday as a country.

    Personality

    Philippinesball is known for being very polite, hospitable, friendly, hard-working, patriotic, protective and industrious to those people with a boss-like mentality or a true ally. He likes traditions and he would like to preserve them. He is known to have Pinoy Pride - a Filipino mentality where in they get proud at the littlest or biggest international recognition because they love their country and want their country to be most famous in the world. This is so prevalent in Filipinos that everytime you say the word "Philippines" in an online forum, a lot of Filipinos go crazy. You can try this by looking at the mirror during midnight, and say "Philippines" three times. He is usually triggered when called "Province of Chinaball".

    He is a Third World Country and acts like one. He usually likes drinking beer (though it is now avoiding it), having fiestas, and playing street games. He is also really fond of using the internet and is known to be the Selfie Capital of the World. Philippinesball is always updated about everything about social media especially when it is about men and women who are pretty. He is VERY squeamish when movies have bad endings, because Philippinesball is very religious, thinks villains winning is Satanic, and is concerned for the actors affected.

    Those mentioned are usual, but still its people can be a little against with the others due to "oppression" and "discrimination", these mentioned are claims of Visayans to the Tagalogs. It's common for Tagalogs, Visayans, Kapampangans, Ilocanos and other groups of people in the Philippines to attack each other through words but those are mostly just for the sake of sarcastic reasons, and the people of the Philippines are very united. Right now, Philippinesball is going through tough times that's why he is experiencing mood swings, as if in the puberty stage. He just needs to remove corruption in its country to be able to shed his flaws and finally shine as a prosperous country.

    Relationships

    Amigos

    • Japón - Adoptive father which I was stolen from File:Spain-icon.png Nanay by him when I was young, he is also the adoptive father of my friends such as Transcathayball, Nurganball and Malayaball. Japanese cars and tricycles and Anime everywhere. Philippines, through being an entire nation of Otakus, has shown itself to be very forgiving, even when it came to Spanish and Japanese domination. And Philippines need Japanese monies, so they love it and forgot all about World War II which why there are some Japayukis. Philippines also love anime, some of the major TV stations broadcast it every morning, and it's also partially thier fault Murphy and Mitzi can into beloved characters in the Philippines.
    • File:Spain-icon.png España (sometimes) - His real crappy mother that used to be slapbox rich but now is much poor and miserable. Even though Philippines hates how his mother disciplined him as a child, he still loves her for teaching him Christianity and how to "properly" celebrate Christmas. Spain still blames her son for Magellan's death and in turn, Phil will ALWAYS ignore her on Mother's Day. Phil never seems to love her as much as he loves Japan which confuses some country balls for Spain is the longest of all colonization (333 years).
    • Estados Unidos - Best friend, you are the greatest. Without you, I would never regain my patriotism by myself. I heard he has a strange situation with my twin Mexico... Like Canada. Please cleanup after yourself! I also heard that one of my YouTubers is pretending to be from yuor clay.
    • Imperio Coreano - My English student. Joseon while being a first world-country is horribly inept at English, and they hate their own educational system. They come here to study english, sell Samsung, watch Koreanovelas, play LoL and anything else.
    • Cuba - My Kuya who sent me missionaries before he run away to Britania and is now op theme park fan. I hope yuo like Enchanted Kingdom and Magikland!
    • File:Vietnam-icon.png Vietnam - My only communist ally against that cat-eating File:Kuomintang-icon.png Tsina! I love the fact that Vie defeated the USAball(By herself), somehow. However, she had a multiple-personality disorder. After the endless bombs of napalm, by USAball, she managed to cure herself from it... and we now love each other. But Return Clay de Pugad plox. However, we can work together to fight dimsum.
    • File:Australia-icon.png Australia - fellow APEC member, his badass friend who trained him and the one who babysit him during WWII. I also love his Christian songs! (especially Hillsong, Planetshakers, Citipointe etc.) (Australia plox tell me more about what you and daddy do I want to come next time PLOX PRETY PLOX) BUT WHY DID YOU START A FIGHT AGAINST ME IN BASKETBALL?????!!!!
    • File:Kingdom of Sarawak-icon.png Borneo - Thank you for of signing Memorandum of Understanding! (We can work together against dimsum) By the way, should I call you "tio" cause you are padre's adopted brother who sold to Gran Bretaña?

    Neutros

    • File:Spain-icon.png España - Madre. I hate you for good reasons. If you considered "civilizing" as replacing my perfect alphabet with the incapable Latin alphabet that is absolutely never designed with or capable with an Austronesian language, then I will treat you as every invader that occupied my land for "civilization", "religion", "colonization", and "empire". Now thanks to you I of lazy and indolent like my Hispanic hermanos. Being Pearl of the Orient would be fun again and playing politics as you watch and rot in your own demise will be fun. If you think damaging my identity will stroke your ego, too bad since I already created a FAR SUPERIOR AND MORE JAPANESE IDENTITY. (I still use my version of your version op Latin.) But still, even tho I hate yuo, I still lovings you for civilizings me and beings a good nanay, BUT WHY YUO REPLACE CRIOLLOS! NO WONDER ANDRES NOVALES MAKE REBELLION AGAINST YUO IN 1823, I OP NEVER REGRET!!!
    • File:Manchuria-icon.png Manchuría - Generally, we both hate China. We can into allies, but I JUST HATE HOW MY PEOPLE JUST GET CARELESS TO YOUR PEOPLE! Like that incident including our Coast Guards, and your fishermen! Apologies for that but it wasn't their fault but your fishermen is because they tresspassed, Manchuria. I really wish that we could into friend, but it seems that our people cannot get along with each other.
    • Indonesia - STOP CLAIMINGS SABAH! Remember 1964! And remove Jusuf Kalla plox! Even if you're technically tito (which is op weird...)! One of my favorite Asian countries since we share many common traits. Helps me against my enemies. Can into removing drugs and commies together. But If you call me pignoy, you will be killed by unity of filipinos... Also, stop bullying Israelcube, File:Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball, Polandball, Bedrockiumball, and my File:Timor-Leste-icon.png best cousin, and stop being friends with dumb prick.
    • File:South Vietnam-icon.png Vietnam del Sur - WHY YOU SEIZE EL CAYO PUGAD!? IS OP PHILIPPINE TERRITORY! YOU LITTLE INGRATE! AFTER ALL THE AID I GAVE YOU DURING YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR COMMUNIST SISTER AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME!?!? NORTH VIETNAM BEST VIETNAM!
    • Bedrockium - I'm not familiar with you. But I've seen the map of your Earth and I swear, it makes no sense. You duplicated North Africa, Europe, East Asia, and Southeast Asia and grafted it onto the Americas? Apparently you've been mistaking me as part of Siamese soil and claiming that Catalonia is part of File:Spain-icon.png madre's clay as well (you're right about that second statement but I need not bring it up anymore.)

    Enemigos

    • File:Kuomintang-icon.png Unión de China - REMOVE DIMSUM!! REMOVE CAT SIOPAO!! REMILITARIZE PADRE WITH MECHA ANIME!!! CHINA GO TO HELL! TSAI YING WEN DEAD IN HANKOU!!!!!!!!! FILIPINAS FUERTE, NURGAN BEST CHINA! NINE DASH LINE IS OP ILLEGAL! YUO IS A BULLY! AND SPRATLY ISLANDSBALL IS MINE! even thou you is bully, gib investment plox, I will cooperate with yuo. Why yuo only help me $100,000, I op hate yuo. (Also I'm older than you.) And you are building islands in my territory? REMEMBER WORLD WAR II! REMEMBER BATAAN AND HIROSHIMA! BEST LAST STAND EVER! TOOK YOU FOUR MONTH JUST TO SUBDUE ME AND CARLOS II OP DEFEATINGS YOU JAJAJAJA!!! REMEMBER COMFORT WOMEN! REMOVE GREATER EAST ASIA! REMOVE EVIL DIMSUM!
    • File:Palestine-icon.png Palestina - ERES UN TRAIDOR!!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU SUPPORT CHINABALL IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA DISPUTE?! I recognize your independence BUT THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! REMOVE PALESTINE!!! ISRAEL FUERTE!!! He also hates the west so...
    • Isla del Staten - You know what, you are a diablo, I think you're more violent than File:Kuomintang-icon.png femme fatale herself, thanks to you grounding everyone and you are a stupid child abuser. How dare you hurt my padre by using him to abuse your exiles even more. Then suddenly, I get attacked by cops and this guy shows up. You do all of this because of your violent child abuse policy and your misinterpretations of affection and discipline and filial piety, even File:Spain-icon.png abusive madre treated me better so don't contest me on this. You dare kill my friend's people? I swear, my Padre and his allies will end you!
    • Argentina - TU ABSOLUTE SAVAGE SIN CORAZON, ALWAYS MAKING BAD ENDING TO OUR MOVIE WITHOUT ANY RESPECT TO OUR TRADITION OR MORALS!!! WHILE YOUR ANIMATED MOVIES ONLY ALLOW HERO TO WIN! YOU IS OP LUCKY I AM STUCK IN ASIA, OR I WOULD HAVE SUED YUO ALREADY YOU ANTI HERO!!!

    Family Tree/Árbol Genealógico

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