Bataviaball | |
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Personality | Good guy, heroic, bombastic, Among Us lover, |
Language(s) | Malay English |
Type | Austronesian |
Capital | Silly, I'm the capital of Insulindia! |
Affiliation | Insulindiaball |
Religion(s) | Islam
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Relations and opinions | |
Friends | Father Grandpapa |
Likes | Diversity, Satria Garuda Bima X, TMII, Heroes Monument, Bir Pletok, Ondel-Ondel, Removing corruption, Ali Sadikin, Busway, Bajaj, Boyfriend Malachite, Mall, Expat monies, Basuki Tjahaja Purnama (Ahok), PRJ Batavia Expo, LRT, MRT, modern lifestyle, Car Free Day, Cavetown, Barack Obama (He grew up in Batavia at the suburb of Menteng from 1967 to 1979) |
Dislikes | Flood, Tattoo (Haram!!!), pollution, mismanagement, terrorist, corruption, traffic jam, Sea, Pokémon Go, Vandalism, Person Hooligans who kill Haringga, Anies Baswedan |
Historical information | |
Founded | June 22nd 1527 |
Ended | If he gets voted out of the Skeld |
Predecessor | Dutch East Indiesball |
Successor | |
Population | |
Is of importants | |
Can into space? | Ask Insulindiaball can meh?! |
Börk | Banjir banjir, Ondel-ondel, Monas! |
Food | Gado-gado, Ketoprak, Bir Pletok, Kerak Telor, Laksa |
Notes | |
Currently one of the fastest sinking cityball in the world |
Bataviaball, officially DKI Bataviaball is drowning the largest city of Insulindiaball. He can into clean city but is overcrowded with nearly 11 million inhabitants in 662 km² city area.
He was known by many names throught his history such as Sunda Kelapa, Jayakarta, and Batavia. He really into loving flood and traffic jam. He is of dense city in Insulindia, and can into many diversities. Almost all ethnics in Insulindia live in his clay. Even before he of sucks.
History
Bataviaball was born as a settlement of Sundanese known as Sunda Kelapa. For almost a millenia (7th-16th century) it served as main port of Sunda Kingdomball until kebabs threatened this glorious kingdom.
In 1521 File:Portuguese Empire-icon.png Kingdom of Portugalball arrived in Sunda Kelapa amid tension between File:Banten-icon.png Banten Sultanateball and Demak Sultanateball. Surawisesa, Sunda's king, made a treaty with Portuguese to protect Sunda Kingdom from those squishing kebabs, but Portuguese were too weak and Sunda Kalapa anschlussed by Demak Sultanateball and renamed into Jayakarta.
In early 17th century Jayakarta turned into major trading post of File:East India Company-icon.png East India Companyball and Dutch East India Companyball. Deteriorating relations between two companies and local rulers turned into conflict with Dutch victory, and Jayakarta renamed into Batavia under Dutch control in 1619.
Under VOC and later Dutch East Indiesball, Batavia became major port and developed rapidly, attracted Chinese and Arabian merchant and workers but sadly they did not do well...
In 1942 File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png Empire of Japanball anschlussed Malay Archipelago in its entirety and renamed Batavia into Batavia (because Japs can't spell nor write Jayakarta easily so they shortened the name). And still with that name until this day (thanks Japan!).
File:Insulindia-icon.png Insulindiaball declared its independence on August 17, 1945 on Soekarno's house in Batavia, but during Insulindian National Revolution the city became primary target of Dutch's possession and as a result there is no major war in Batavia during that period, because of Dutch control.
In 1949 after Round Table Conference, Batavia returned to Insulindia and became the country's problematic capital until Jokowi announced the movement of capital into South Borneo in 2019.
His appendices
Ethnic Groups
- Javanese
- Betawi
- Sundanese
- Chinese
- Batak
- Minangkabau
- Malay
- Britons
- Arabic
- Madurese
- Lampungese
- Dayak
- Buginese
- Banjarese
- Makassarese
- Minahasan
- Peranakans
- Ambon
- Balinese
- Sasak
- Acehnese
- West Timorese
- West Papuans
Culture
Bataviaball used to be Sundanese, but because extensive contact with foreigners they developed new creole language culture, under name Betawi (from word Batavia).
You can found nearly all of Insulindian ethnic groups in Batavia. Although it will be very hard because lingua franca in Batavia is English, all of their face is same (except obviously Moluccans and Papuans) and only the elder can speak their own local language. Younger generation who grew up in Batavia speaks Betawi Malay and swears a lot.
Geography
Batavia is located in alluvial plain and many of the area was once large swamps transformed into concrete forest. This, along with the fact that Batavia has many rivers that it can be considered as "semi-delta", makes Batavia prone to flood, and deep foundation from buildings further increased sinking rate of this city. First recorded flooding in Batavia dated back to 17th century.
Due to problems above,Soekarno back in the '60s had planned new capital in File:Central Kalimantan-icon.png Central Kalimantanball beyond Palangkarayaball. However after his overthrow by Soeharto this plan was cancelled and anything began to become worse. Only in 2019 the government decided to move the capital, now into File:East Kalimantan-icon.png East Kalimantanball. with Chinaball's money and monopoly by chinese conglomerates
Relationships
Family Tree
- Jepang - Thanks for returning my name. Also he gib many good things to us. Sorry for Malari 1974 tho.
- Sultanat Demak - Papa who turned me into kebab,
which is the reason of why I'm fcking sucks - File:Portugal-icon.png Portugal - His old past is first European power in my clay, and you left some of your artifacts here. Today we know you for CR7 and Luis Figo.
- Belanda - Bapak who changed my name to Batavia and shaped me to a not really good city. Thanks for teaching me to cope with seawater but we do not have money to do it, so gib money pl0x.
- File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia - Uncle and serumpun of my Ibu, he likes to dress as another countryball.
Neutral (netral/neutraal)
- Insulindia - Father,
but he is the reason why I am suck.Stop your corruption and please treat your capital better! But he moved the capital to File:Singapore-icon.png Segitigapura so... - File:Singapore-icon.png Singapura - Brother who is now capital of Insulindia. Remove Marina Bay Sands! My Batavia Castle is much better than your smelly Fort Canning, and also way older! Remove Chili Crab, basso best! But we're actually friends.
Enemies (musuh/vijanden)
- Daesh - OH YOU! THE BIGOT MAD MOTHERFUCKER WHO LOVES BEHEADING AND RAPING ANDISFIHFIWHKHWFKSHDKHSKSDJJ@%!#@%!$ REMOVE!!!! NEVER FORGET 2016!!! GO TO HELL YOU FAKE MUSLIM!!!
- Golkar - HOW DARE YOU USING RELIGION FOR REMOVING DBK!!! STOP KILLING AND INTIMIDATING LESS MORAL PEOPLE YOU SUCKER!!! 30/12/2020 BEST DAY ON MY LIFE!!! GET LOST YOU KEBAB TERRORIST!!!