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    Post War Ukraine.

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    Bedrockium: Okay, Siberia, Here we are. Ready to look?

    Siberia: Okay.

    [ Both Look out the Window of the Airplane ]

    Bedrockium: Oh, My, Gosh. Oh, My, Gosh, Oh-My-Gosh, Oh, My God!! That is total Destruction that Russia did to this poor Country!

    Siberia: I feel Sorry!

    Bedrockium: Russia should be dead for this.

    Siberia: I see what your saying.

    [ Meanwhile on another plane ]

    USA: The mass Destruction! Fuck you, Russia!

    Canada: Yeah.

    [ Meanwhile on the Ground ]

    Russia: [ Down to it's last Soldier ] I have more soldiers! [ Sees that there are no more ] WTF?! I used up all my men?! I had 32 Million!

    Ukraine: [ With 10 Soldiers left ] I Just lose Soldiers... I have plenty of men left!

    Russia: [ Retreats for the Final time ]

    [ One Hour Later ]

    Russia: Ukraine, I will accept Defeat. You win!

    Ukraine: Good.

    [ One Hour Later ]

    Ukraine: [ Sighs ] Wait a minute, is there nothing left?

    Bedrockium: If I Die Young, Bury me in Satin, Lay me down on a bed of roses sink me into the river at dawn...

    Ukraine: [ Shows Tears ]

    Bedrockium: The Destruction that Country put on you, Very Horrific!

    Ukraine: I got nothing left! [ Cries ] My Nuclear plant is destroyed, I lost my steel plant. I lost everything!

    Bedrockium: I got Siberia here with me. let's Just wait until the others come. You got a working power source?

    Ukraine: I only got one and only one working WIFI, it's in a McDonald's in Kyiv.

    Bedrockium: Wanna play Minecraft with me and Siberia until the others come?

    Ukraine: Sure.

    [ Later ]

    USA: [ Reading ] We are at McDonald's, meet us there.

    Canada: Okay.

    Britain: Looks like we are meeting Bedrockium and Siberia there.

    EU: Okay.

    China: Hey, you are all gonna lose Social Credit if you don't invite me!

    USA: Join the Party, China, You did Support Ukraine in the past.

    China: I still Support Ukraine,

    [ 12 Minutes Later ]

    Bedrockium: You can't remake Roanokium in Minecraft!

    Ukraine: There's an Ingot in your name.

    Bedrockium: Uh, Okay.

    Ukraine: is the Dark sunny sky how your skies are?

    Bedrockium: IDK...

    Siberia: Time to Terraform the ICE PLAINS and COLD TAIGA into Industries!

    Bedrockium: You're interested into Industries now!

    Siberia: Yeah.

    USA: Hey Bedrockium.

    Bedrockium: Looks like the Gang is here, The USA, the EU, Canada, and Britain! and China?! who brung China here?!

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