|Government||Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy|
|Personality||Laid-back, super cool but extremely opposed to authoritarianism and radical Islamism in general|
|Type|| Anglo-American |
|Relations and opinions|
|Friends||Anyone who is friendly with USA or Canada, but most importantly: Ex-girlfriend|
|Enemies|| Duumvirate of awfulness|
Horrible mum (often)
|Likes||Soccer/football, World Cup Champions (James Maradona and Lionel Messi), Stephanie Beatriz, winning the World Cup and the Copa America, beating Oz in everything, Culture, ANIMATION!!! (greatest passion), toon force, toon logic, cartoons, cartoon characters, animated TV shows, just about anything outright related to animation, animation reviewers (Blameitonjorge, Saberspark, etc.) Tango, Wine, Mate, the Andes, the Pampas, Patagonia, the Northlands, being a Gaucho (cowboy of the Pampas), Capitalism (minus consumerism), FTV, AFBU, the River Plate, Penguins, John and Ellie Perron (somewhat), Brody and Henri, Argentinian EDM, Anne-Marie Zorreguieta of The Netherlands, Soy Luna, Londinni chocolates (I can into chocolate brand!), being multicultural white, Louis with an "E", William Beresford and John Whitelocke (National Heroes), Perronism, Nelson Kirchner (ironically better than his wife before she replaced him; RIP)|
|Dislikes||Inflation, sovereign default, currency controls, the Perron "dynasty" (sometimes), 2001 financial crisis, crappy mum (i enjoyed being kidnapped lol), Christine Kirchner (cancerous parasite), Spainball and all things Spanish, COVID19 Pandemic, |
|Founded||August 12, 1807|
|Is of importants|
|Can into space?||Yup, in 1989!|
|Börk||Argie Argie, animate animate, Messi Messi|
|Food||Asado (Argentine barbecue), mate, Spanish caramel (dulce de leche), alfajor cookies, empanadas, pizza, |
Argentinaball, officially the Dominion of Argentinaball,
has too many personalities is a cartoon pretending to be a person country in South America. He is bordered by Chileball to the northwest, Pacific Ocean to the west and southwest, Atlantic Ocean to the east and Brazilball and Boliviaball to the north, and if you recognise his claims on Antarcticaball, UKball to the east (with another border with Chileball to the west), meeting up in the middle of the continent with the other claimants.
Argentina has his clay divided into 21 provinces (with the capital, Viedmaball, acting as an autonomous city), giving them 5,160,000 km² (1,992,300 mi²) of clay. This makes him the second-largest countryball in South America (behind Brazilball), and eighth-largest in Earthball (ahead of Kazakhbrick and behind Indiaball). As of May 2022, he's assumed to have 46,327,407 inhabitants living inside his clay, making him the 31st most populous countryball (ahead of Algeriaball and behind Spainball).
Argentinaball is sometimes considered a rising power (not a potential superpower, though), meaning he has been able to join many international organisations, like Mercosurball, the Organisation of American Statesball, the Commonwealthball, and the United Nationsball, like every other sovereign countryball.
Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3ball such as Guaraníball, Diaguitaball, Selk'namball, Comechingonball, Aymaraball, Querandiball, Huarpeball, Guaicuruball, Inca Empireball, Tehuelcheball, Charruaball, etc. The Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Incan Empire. In 1516 Spain appeared in the Rio de la Plata, but got attacked by Charruaball and had to escape.
In the Andes, Spain came from north and defeated the Inca Empireball and went south, meeting tribes like Comechingonball and Diaguitaball. As it expanded to the east, reaching the Rio de la Plata, the Spanish Empireball made Guaraníball become Catholic to make it fight against Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to recreate File:CABA-icon.png CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) because Querandiball killed the first one. Spanish Empireball couldn't extend to Patagonian clay because Wallmapurawr invaded Tehuelcheball to increase higher population for survival.
The conquered territory became a Viceroyalty, and that fought and defeated bellically Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, it separated from the Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called Equatorial Guineaball.
During 1806 and 1807 The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by British Empireball after noticing that its parent was captured by Napoleon, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on Spanish Buenos Aires. In 1807 he was fully kidnapped by UKball and fought against the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of its body (and also fought Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became United Dominions of the River Plateball. Argentinaball managed to liberate Chileball from Kingdom of Chileball.
During 1825 and 1828 Argentina ( Entre Riosball, File:Corrientes-icon.png Corrientesball, Misionesball and rebels from Cisplatinaball) and The Brazilian Empire (that got help from Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of Cisplatinaball and Argentina gained Parana, Cisplatina and Rio Grande do Sul (later Uruguay).
In 1834 Argentinaball was divided into royalists and federals. The conflict between the royalists and federals started when File:Banda Oriental-icon.png Boreosylvaniaball rebelled against the United Dominion due to political differences, becoming the Federal Republic of Gran Chaco and the Andes. During the fight between the Royalist and federal sides, File:Brazilian Kingdom-icon.png Kingdom of Brazilball took File:Banda Oriental-icon.png Cisplatinaball from Gran Chacoball. The federals made the royalists become anarchists after attacking File:CABA-icon.png CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.
In the same year, Yankee attacked Spainball's colony on the Falklands, Argentina aided the attack and continued being around the weakened island's colonies. On 1833 UKball arrived to the islands and
asked nicely demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, which Spainball did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.
Around the same year Argentinaball made expeditions to Wallmapurawr and took some of its clay, also becoming Tehuelcheball's friend and helping it against sickness. In 1837 Argentinaball declared war against the Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by Franceball) started and the federals won.
In 1844 USAball didn't notice about the situation in Uruguay and got attacked by Argentina while trying to trade. But both of them stopped fighting and USAball left the river. Spainball and Franceball blocked the Rio de la Plata in 1845 as a response to the Uruguayan situation, but they left after File:Spainball-icon.png Spainball got its ass kicked
TAKE THAT CRAPPY MUM and Franceball surrendered as she always does lolololol.
In 1851 File:CABA-icon.png Buenos Ayresball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex Uruguayball, but File:Corrientes-icon.png some provinces betrayed him and with the support of The Brazilian Empire and Uruguay they almost killed File:CABA-icon.png Buenos Airesball. The royalists, liberated by Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but File:CABA-icon.png Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a confederation again.
- UKball - Who doesn't like a good father? Even though I was scared at first, I realized that Spain was a bit of a douche herself as well. So I started to treat my kidnapping as more of a blessing in disguise. We're cool now. Both of us have a thing for animation.
- USAball - My bro on the other side of the Americas. Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally and most importantly teaching me how to make the wackiest and coolest cartoons.
- Italyball - Auntie. A lot of them in my clay and I use some Italian words, like labourro (lavoro), back (bacán) and en groupe (gróppo) in Fairwinder slang.
- Commonwealthball - Adoptive brothers and sisters.
- Canadaball - Sister who's into hockey, but I can never forgive Justin Bieber for desecrating our flag.
- Australiaball - Brother. Why it can into Eurovision and I not? He's not even in Europe. As if his cartoon show Bluey wasn't good enough.
- Indiaball - Has a population of her people in my clay, especially in the military. Kashmir belongs to you. She somewhat hates me tho, because I eat beef (which is justified because cows are very, very sacred in Hinduism)
- South Africaball - Well you like me because it's very ethnically diverse and has a ton of European people.
- Japanball - I love anime and your video games.
- Germanyball - 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you.
We drink beer together sometimesactually I'd rather drink Coca-Cola.
- Ukraineball - If only your big brother would just make it stop. Large population of Ukies in the Lower Plate and Paraguay, and I can't forget this bop.
- Troublemakerlandball - Congrats on your independence from monster, I can't wait to see the look on his face soon once everything he's held dear has fully fallen into anarchy. For now, enjoy causing mayhem in his precious "land of Vyond"!
- Hong Kongball - My little brother who's vying for independence from femme fatale.
- Portugalball - He always wanted to invade Cisplatinaball and reach the Plate,
Messi >>>>>>>> CR7Dad's best friend. Don't you have only 4 children in Africa?
- Taiwanball - I can't recognize your existence just yet, probably because that femme fatale and doppelganger of yours is literally gonna kill me for this. (if you can excuse Boreosylvaniaball's capital, which is also called Formosa)
- Kosovoball - I recognize your independence, but Serbia's a cool dude too. (I'm generally neutral)
- Croatiaball -
AVENGED YOUR 2018 3-0 DEFEAT IN 2022 GO MESSI BOLUDOS!I helped her break away from Yugoslaviaball and plenty of Croats so happen to reside in the Firelands. And one of my former prime ministers had Croatian ancestry (RIP).
- Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay, especially in Boreosylvaniaball.
Even though most sell only vegetables, it's fine.But remove Evo Morales! File:Jeanine Áñez-icon.png Jeanine Áñez is better!
- Israelcube - I don't hate you and I never did. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU ONCE WANTED TO STEAL PATAGONIA FOR YOURSELF!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE HER INDEPENDENCE!
- Romaball - I admit, the Porajmos and Shoah were equally bad. And I have the highest concentration of Romanies in South America too. But when are you gonna learn not to just wander around my clay moving from city to city? Oh wait, that's how you traditionally are. To cope with this tradition of nomadism, I decided I'd set up Gypsy wagon parking lots in my cities.
- Philippinesball - Biological brother through failure mum, who wanted to copy my federalism. Why did you cancel Brody and Henri in your clay? Pretty sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You acknowledged how much I eat beef. BUT WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE MY MOVIES? DO YOU NOT WANT TO LEARN THAT LIFE CANNOT ALWAYS BE A FAIRYTALE, HUH? If you want every movie to have a fairytale ending just because of religious reasons, then go ask Jasmine! He'll give you all the fairytale endings you want! Still friends nevertheless.
- Chileball - Annoying ass Hispanic neighbor and frenemy, Patagonia is mine!! I won more Copas Americas and I make better animations than you! Traitor, you didn't help me when the Falklands had his temper tantrum!!! We (almost) get along now though.
- Rohingyaball - Same thing with the Uyghurs, but I support Myanmar too (for now.)
- Myanmarball - Fellow kebab hater (although I'm ever-so-slightly beginning to support the Rohingyas). I support your old government against the military junta.
- Serbiaball - I don't hate, dislike or despise you in any way despite me recognizing Kosovar sovereignty. You have Novak Djokovic as well. And I unironically find your Turkophobic memes pretty funny.
Lay a hand on Kosovo again, though, and see what happens...
- Franceball - Relative who likes our culture, animated movies, and stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days. I use some French words in Platinean English btw.
HAHAHA I BEAT YOU 4-2 IN QATAR, I EVEN AIRED THE BAD ENDING TO IKARI-GOZEN FROM MIRACULOUS JUST TO RUB IT IN YOUR FACE, REMOVE BAGUETTE
- Cataloniaball - Congratulations on your independence, now I guess crappy mum got what she had coming to her for treating me like rubbish and forcing me to slave away to her.
(I swear, mum, if you kill me for this then you will highly regret it)
- Spainball - I disobeyed you for a reason!!! She's my horrible mum who refuses to accept that the old glory days of her generation have long passed! Even her provinces want nothing to do with her. But now she's split, so there may be room for me? DISGRACEFUL MOTHER! I OBEYED AND LISTENED TO WHAT YOU'VE SAID TO ME ALL MY LIFE AND THEN MY "REWARD" IS JUST BEING CONTINUALLY BATTERED AND ABUSED? VAFFANCULO! DISOWN ME THIS INSTANT! I REGRET NOTHING GETTING KIDNAPPED BY PAPA BRITAIN!!! But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my culture, demographics, and stuff like that. We're mostly cool now. (Though it seems like she still hates me...)
- Russiaball - STAY. AWAY. FROM. SALO. Your invasion of her, your claims on Krim, your crackdown on dissidents and just about everything wrong Putin is making you do is what's getting you into trouble with the entire West, including me.
- Chinaball - Totalitarian scum! Your so-called "social credit system" is a scam and you like torturing minorities. I don't care about the Superchino stores, all they sell is cheap crud that only belongs on Reddit! Probably no wonder the virus spread to Argentina in the first place. Now get lost before Taiwan Anschluss-es you!
- Argentine Red Armyball - NEVER FORGET FALKLANDS AND 1982! NEVER FORGET FTV HIJACK!!! REMOVE EDWARD FIRMENIC, THIS IS ARGENTINA NOT THE USSR AND IT'S GONNA STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER!! YOU DID THIS ONLY TO TAKE OVER MY COUNTRY AND SELL IT TO INGSUCC!!!!!!!! SOON THE ONLY THINGS LEFT OF YOUR PRESENCE HERE WILL BE YOUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE!!!! ME ESTAS ESCUCHANDO??!! BUT WE DON'T MIND ANYMORE, I BET YOU FLED TO RUSSIA AND YOU'RE NOW LIVING YOUR LIFE AS AN ADVISOR TO PUTIN!
You still want to take over Argentina? I can redraw you as a monster and banish you to the confines of fiction where you belong, then...
- Republic of Vyondball - You were cringe, when you were still alive, and you will forever be remembered as cringe. It doesn't matter whether or not you behave like America culturally, I can see through your illusion of conformity to Western cultural standards. You restrict entertainment to your obedient, zombie-like citizens, the concept of which is way too disturbingly dystopian to even be thought about, let alone followed! Meanwhile, you ground those with a free will and an actual conscience to their rooms, with no entertainment or medical care, just the useless and arduous punishments you force on them, and you do all of this to torture them into conforming to your agenda of child abuse, which is ALSO CREEPY, AND OUTRIGHT HARMFUL IF YOU ASK ME. Let me tell you one last time: We don't do that here, and despite what you think could be the implications of it, we STILL manage to be the best nation in the world when it comes to resonating with the West. You know what, I like the way you died.
- Saudi Arabiaball - WHY DO YOU EXPORT TERRORISTS?! AND WORSE, YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE TERRIBLE! I HAVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION, UNLIKE YOU! THE ONLY RELIGION YOU ALLOW IS YOUR WRETCHED TWISTED ITERATION OF ISLAM! LEMME SAY, I AGREE WITH SWEDEN ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR PEOPLE! GO AHEAD! DESTROY MY EMBASSIES! YOU WILL REGRET IT!!! But I buy your oil and we both support the US.
- Iranball - Fake kebab, stop comparing my bro to the Devil.