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    Equinoxiaball (Francewank)

    Equinoxiaball
    File:Equinoctiaball.png
    Vive l'Emeraude des Amériques!
    Government Federal presidential constitutional republic
    PersonalityHe's essentially that one cool kid in class who likes music and video games.
    Language(s) French

    Native languages
    Equinoxian Creole
    Minority:
    File:Haiti-icon.png Haitian Creole
    File:Martinique-icon.png Antillian Creole
    File:India-icon.png Hindi

    Portuguese
    CapitalAlcyonball
    Affiliation UNball

    OASball

    Francophonieball
    Religion(s) Christianity

    South American paganism
    African fetishism Islam
    Judaism

    Hinduism
    Relations and opinions
    Friends Mother

    Father
    Best friend
    File:Haiti-icon.png Sister
    File:Quebec-icon.png Sister occupied by that Anglo
    I feel you about Vyond
    Taiwanball
    Japanball
    Hong Kongball
    UKball

    Germanyball
    Enemies PETITE MERDE WAR FREAK

    OCEANIA IN REAL LIFE
    ABUSIVE MERDE
    TERRORIST

    Source of all evils
    LikesTropical flora and fauna, politics, Tankman, Friday Night Funkin', cartoons, immigration, exports, nature, the Carnival, diversity, rum, oil, zombies (the File:Haiti-icon.png Haitian traditional concept and not L'Amerique's perversion), Overwatch (most favorite game honhonhon), Miraculous Ladybug, EevonTheDeathAngel (mon favorite artiste on DA), KidPaddle59
    DislikesBorder disputes with neighbors, poverty, child abuse, being called Haitian/Brazilian/French, being confused with France because of its language (She invented it, not me!), RL STINE (Mocked me so in retaliation I let Slappy kill him honhonhon!!!)
    Historical information
    FoundedAugust 19, 1816
    PredecessorEquinoctial Franceball
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Oui, with help from File:France-icon (beret).png Franceball
    FoodRum, açaï smoothies, acarajé, barbecue
    Notes

    Equinoxiaball, officially the Republic of Equinoxiaball, is a countryball located in South America. It is the direct descendant of Equinoctial Franceball.

    History

    Equinoxiaball was born as a 3ball, adopted by File:Portugal-icon.png Portugalball then Franceball. He used to be known as two colonies named File:French Guiana-icon.png Guianaball and File:Maranhao-icon.png Maragnonball, but merged in 1757.

    Ethnic groups

    Relationships

    Friends (Amis)

    • File:Haiti-icon.png Haïti - Mon sœur, a voodoo practitioner. Tu and I are both vodunistes. Also, it's not ta faute I'm into better treated than you.
    • Laurentie - Mon best friend and favorite sœur. We allow exchange of cultures and peoples between each other. Plox gib Joebloxian honhonhonhon
    • File:Guadeloupe-icon.pngFile:Martinique-icon.pngFile:Saint Martin-icon.pngFile:Saint Barthélemy-icon.png Les Antilles - Mon autres frères.
    • Caraïbes et Arawaks - Mon true parents. Sadly they into almost genocided by File:Portugal-icon.png père adoptive, but I averted it.
    • États-Unis d'Amérique - Best friend, je t'adore your burgers and stuff. I also have some Cajuns from your clay in mine. Honhonhon gib MrBeast! BUT Y U CREATE THAT VIRGIN V. CHAD MEME?!?! NO WONDER File:Chad-icon.png TCHAD IS MAKING FUN OF ME!!! Je would also like to apologize for "desecrating" yuor show South Park, it was that petite merde May Budoy who fired first.
    • File:Benin-icon.png Bénin é File:Togo-icon.png Togo - Mon frère-et-sœurs africains, many of the Africans in mon clay are from theirs.
    • Israël - I have a Jewish minority in mon clay.
    • File:British Virgin Islands-icon.png Îles Vierges Brittaniques et File:VirginIslands-icon.png Américaines, Virginie et Virginie-Occidentale - I really feel about you being belittled and mocked by mon File:Chad-icon.png frère.
    • Patagonie - Mon Anglois frère. I like his YouTubers and food. Gib Brody and Henri even though c'est into offending mon race, je m'en fiche honhonhon and Lane Parsons.
    • Pays-Délinquants - I know exactly how yuo feel about being abused by that abusive petite merde from hell. Don't you worry, I hope he meets karma for this abusive behavior. For now though, let's go to your favorite restaurant while you're still grounded by this monster.

    Neutral

    • France - Mon maman. I can see why mon File:Haiti-icon.png sœur hates you. At least you didn't mistreat me. Well why didn't you at least treat her the way you treated me? Other than that, good baguettes. Wait a minute, what in le merde? Y u do this to mon frère? You're weird. Also please control File:Chad-icon.png your fils.
    • File:Mauritania-icon.png Mauritanie - Creepy frère. For some reason he behaves like the Joker from DC Comics, IDK why...anyways have fun.
    • File:Chad-icon.png Tchad - Mon frère africaine, but do me a favor plox: CAN TU STOP BELITTLING AND MOCKING MON File:British Virgin Islands-icon.pngFile:VirginIslands-icon.png AMIS DES CARAÏBES JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE "VIRGIN" IN THEIR NOMS?!?! actually non, all this was fabricated by Les États-Unis
    • Philippines - Nice adobo, he also has some of his people working in mon clay and je like his YouTuber DJ Kitsune. But know this. EEVON WILL TAKE OVER LE MONDE AND DESTROY SOUTH PARK WITH HIS !!! HEAR ME OUT, MADAME EDIMAY BUDOY!!! JACQUES LEGAULT AKA EEVON STRONK!!! YUO AND File:Spain-icon.png TA MERE CAN ACT LIKE COWARDS FOR ALL I CARE!!!
    • Thomas Astruc - You created mon favorite show known as Miraculous. BUT STOP BEING TOXIC ON TWITTER!!! IF ANYONE HATES MIRACULOUS THEN LET IT BE!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLOCK THEM YOU TOXIC AND ABUSIVE SHOW CREATOR!!!

    Enemies/Bande des aversaires

    • Authoritarian countries in general - Enough said.
    • Ville du GoAnimate - YUO MONSTRE!!! YUO EXECUTED MON YUOTUBERS, MAKE RANTS TO RUBBERHOSE FOR HAVINGS A OPINION, AND EVEN MAKE ME YUOR PENAL COLONY! NEVER FORGET CASH BRO GETS SENT TO EQUINOXIA, ONE OF MON YOUTUBERS HAD TO REPATRIATE HIM FOR HIS OWN SAFETY AND THEN WARREN-STYLE PUNISHMENTS FOR THAT??! YUO ARE AN IMPIE RETARDÉ SATANIQUE PETITE MERDE WHO LIKES TO ABUSE KIDS NON-STOP!!! I REALLY HOPE THAT EEVON DOES TO YOU WHAT HE DID TO SOUTH PARK!!! HE WILL UNLEASH HIS ARMÉE DES MUTANTS, HE WILL GET THEM TO DESTROY YUOR CITY, AND ALL WHILE EEVON TAKES ALL THE SOULS OF THE PEOPLE YUO CALL YOUR FAVORITE GOOD CHARACTERS!!! REMOVE CHILD ABUSE NORMALIZER VIDEOS!!!
    • R.P. Chine - JE NE RECONNAÎTRAI JAMAIS TON EXISTANCE YOU AUTHORITARIAN RÉINCARNATION DE File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png EMPIRE JAPONAIS!!! I HATE YUO BUT NOT AS MUCH AS File:Xi Jinping-icon.png XINNIE THE POOH, TON SILLY "SOCIAL CREDIT SYSTEM" DE MERDE, AND TON SUPPRESSION OF DISSIDENTS AND RIGHTFUL SEPARATISTS!!! AND STOP INFECTING MOI AND MON FRÈRES WITH COVID-19!!! TAÏWAN EST LE CHINE VRAI FOR LIFE HONHONHONHONHONHONHON!!!!!! I ALSO FUOND OUT THAT YUO ARE SECRETLY CHILD ABUSER'S MINION SO HONHONHON YUO TOO, SHANGHAI CAN GET DESTROYED BY EEVON!!! REMOVE AUTHORITARIANISM!!!
    • Miss Ladybird - TRAITRE!!! LES VICTIMES SONT TOUS AMÉRICAINS, AUCUN FRANÇAIS N'EST LE BIENVENU CHEZ VOUS!!! LE CHANGEMENT DE LA SERIE CANON!!! LE CROSSOVER N'EST QU'UNE EXCUSE! TOUT LE MONDE CONNAÎT VOS VRAIES COULEURS, VOUS ÊTES À CÔTÉ DU PAPILLON ET SI NÉCESSAIRE, VOUS ÊTES À CÔTÉ!!! YUO HAVE DISGRACED THE FRANÇAISES! NEVER STOP FOOT IN PARISIAN CITY LIMITS AGAIN!!! REMOVE LADYBIRD REMOVE EMOTIFICATION REMOVE LILA REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
    • R.L. Stine - DARN YUO FOR MAKING FUN OF ME!!! THANK GOODNESS U GOT DEFEATED AND MURDERED BY SLAPPY SO YUOR MONSTERS CAN TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MOI! YOUR DEFEAT IS JUSTIFIED, GOOD RIDDANCE TO U RACIST HONHONHONHONHONHON!!! REMOVE GOOSEBUMPS!
    • Russie - TOI!!! TU ARE A DICKHEAD, ALSO A WARMONGER, AND BEFORE I FORGET A SOVIET APOLOGIST!!! STOP ATTACKING L'UKRAINE AND FREE ALL YOUR PROTESTERS THIS INSTANT!!! IF YOU DARE CROSS THE LINE WITH CHINE FAUSSE ET File:Iran-icon.png AMÉRICANOPHOBE YUO WILL INTO TRIGGER LE 3'ÈME GUERRE MONDIALE AND L'AMERIQUE WILL HAVE TO KICK YOUR BUTTS!!! REMOVE VODKA!!! REMOVE AND OUST PUTIN!!! WAR FREAKS ARE NOT WELCOME!!! By the way I like your people and your food but not your merde ass government!
    • L'État Islamique - Everyone hates him. Why not bandwagon because he's une terroriste?
    • Serbie - FREE File:Kosovo-icon.png KOSOVO NOW YOU ISLAMOPHOBIC SCUM!!!
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