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 Panamaball | |
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 POKEMON AND ADULT SWIM STRONK!!! | |
| Government | File:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Lord-mayorship subordinate to a constitutional monarchy |
| Personality | Incredibly edgy, weed enjoyer, Adult Swim fanboy, woke, Pokémon fan |
| Language(s) |  English
 Scots Gaelic |
| Type | File:Germania-icon.png Anglo-American 
(Mennonite minority) |
| Capital | Itself |
| Affiliation | .png){kind=icon} Venezuelaball |
| Religion(s) |  Christianity
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| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends | Owner
 The better China |
| Enemies |  MERCILESS CUMSTAIN
 Fake Christian |
| Likes | POKÉMON (Especially ORAS), Adult Swim, Toonami, being edgy, edgy memes, South Park, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Big Mouth, the Panama Canal, plantain fritters (popular street food in Panama), El Chombo (Dame Tu Cosita), Van Halen, Rick Astley, rap music, baseball and basketball, anime, Henry Morgan, Scottish culture,  American culture, Call of Duty Black Ops I (because that stupid Emmanuel Noriega hates that game), anything he finds based (usually just adult cartoons and anything else that an Adult Swim fan likes), ZeroDragon68 (sometimes), Monster Energy Drink, Lawrence Cortizo, Robert Durán, some contraband drugs, |
| Dislikes | Authoritarianism (worst ideology), Emmanuel Noriega, File:Donald Trump-icon.png Trump,  war freak, File:Duterte-icon.png wannabe dictator, all other authoritarian leaders, File:Fascism-icon.png fascism, File:Nazi-icon.png natsoc,  cringe child abusers, militarization, homophobes, racists, misogynists, anyone who doesn't like wokeness (they're all cringe), ZeroDragon68 (sometimes), GoAnimate non-troublemakers (you're not based like you paint yourselves as), being called Jamaican, American, Belizean, Scottish or Canadian (I have elements from each of their cultures but I am not them), |
| Historical information | |
| Founded | November 3, 1903 (Dominion) |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | Nope, not planning to anyway |
| Börk | Canal Canal, Dame Tu Cosita, Adult Swim Adult Swim, Weed Weed, Pika Pika, Poke Poke |
| Food | Plantain Fritters, Sancocho, Chicken Curry, Rice and Beans, Conch Soup, Bileup, Tamales, Ropa Vieja, Chicheme, Tortilla, Mondongo |
| Notes | |
Panamaball, better known as Panamory, The City That Henry Morgan Ruined and then Replaced, or The Bridge of the Americas, is Pokémon Adult Swim a cityball that is split in half of Venezuelaball. With a population of about 1.6 million as of 2019, it is Venezuela's largest city and the westernmost major city in Venezuela.
Panama is seen as one of the more peaceful cities in the Americas aside from Havanaball, Caracasball and Buenos Aires. It is most famous for the Panama Canal, a canal that connects the Pacific and Atlantic oceans to make it easier for trade. The only problem that Panamaball suffers from is the connection between North and South America. It is difficult to pass through the other side because there are almost no road connections.
History
Panama was born as a 3ball. Later, it was colonized by 
Spanish Empireball as what would be File:Spanish Panama-icon.png Spanish Panamaball. It became part of 
UKball's empire after 
Welsh pirateball Henry Morgan sacked it in 1670, then Scotlandball colonized the rest of the Darien regionball. It is famous for its coffee.
Due to worries about 
Canada falling to Rebel control, a lot of American Loyalists moved to Panamaball's clay. Many were of Scottish ancestry (because Darienball was a Scottish colony), but there were traces of 
Huguenot and 
Dutch colonists and some were accompanied by Loyalists of 
African descent. Further arrivals from Scotland and File:Ireland-icon.png Irelandball, 
Confederates who fled in the wake of the Civil War and escaped 
Garifuna slaves added to the cultural mix.
Panamaball went through several personality disorders (riots) during the 1960s and 1980s.
Personality
Panamaball's culture is pretty much a melange of British, indigenous, File:Spanish-icon.png Hispanic, Bantu, and American influence. Most influential to Panama's culture is Scotlandball, who played a big part in his development. This has come to the point where he is generally seen wearing a Balmoral bonnet. Sometimes even, Panamans speak with the rolling burr found in Scotlandball's accent/variety of English.
Panamaball loves Pokémon a lot and very usually dresses up as Red or Ash from the games. Aside from Pokémon, his 2nd-largest obsession is with adult cartoons such as South Park, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Big Mouth and the like. He has a user named ZeroDragon98 who loves these shows (and dislikes The Loud House, and Nickelodeon in general, for strange reasons).
Consequent to his love of adult animation, he likes smoking marijuana, which is also a habit brought over to Panama by File:Jamaica-icon.png Jamaican immigrants. He also likes EDM, hip-hop, rock and other genres of music a typical Adult Swim fan likes, in addition to reggaeton. Other habits he enjoys are watching music videos from American artists on MTV, playing Fortnite and/or Grand Theft Auto, roasting Nickelodeon fans, surfing, playing basketball or baseball, and chatting with siblings.
Relationships
Coolest Bros
Venezuelaball - Owner. BUT NICKELODEON IS THE MOST EVIL PIECE OF CRAP TO EXIST, GO WATCH ADULT SWIM INSTEAD, AND EVEN BETTER YOU NEED TO TOUCH GRASS AND GET B!TCHES, THAT WAY YOU'LL BE AT PEACE! Kidding lol, I wouldn't do that to you. Just trying to flex my "cool and edgy" behavior. Now, who's up for conch soup?
USAball - Brother, you helped me get filthy rich with your canal project, and I really appreciate it, but, I DO NOT THINK IT WAS NECESSARY TO DO IT THIS WAY! You killed a lot of innocent civilians, although thanks to what you did, my economy is now very good and my capital is full of skyscrapers now, so, thank you?
Scotlandball - My father who colonized me after Henry Morgan ruined the Spanish town, ended up being broke but I succeeded. Now he is part of 
UKball. I think he went to buy milk at
Englandball's clay, that explains why he has been away in a long time.- File:Spain-icon.png Spainball - My mom at birth, we haven't communicated a lot since Scotland put me into his foster care.
Not fat despite the memes. 
Cubaball - My brother. BUT WHY DO YOU LIKE LINCOLN LOUD?! HE'S MID AS F*CK! STOP STANNING HIM AND START STANNING KYLE FROM SOUTH PARK, THAT SHOW'S A BAJILLION TIMES BETTER!Just kidding, I respect your opinion and I get that he's cool, but I just like South Park much better. We both have a theme park addiction, but mine isn't discussed as often as yours. If I'm the brawn, you're the brain here. You like baseball and I like basketball.
Egyptball - We both have a reputation for canals. I have the Panama Canal, you have the Suez. And you have cats.
I Don't Care
- File:Panama Canal Zone-icon.png Panama Canal Zone - Why you divide me in half for no reason? But also, thanks for making my economy stronk, and double thanks for making my capital filled with skyscrapers.
Chinaball - Thank you, but no thank you! I recognize your existence and have many of your people working in small shops, but your government is incompetent as f*ck, and mistreats your people when it's too late!! I should've recognized 
Taiwan!- Taiwanball - I may not recognize your existence, but at least you're not mid like Chinaball.
Cumstains
Oceaniaball - YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL COUNTRY TO EXIST, YOU ARE THE REASON 
THESE TWO BECAME BAD GUYS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! STOP BEING A CUMSTAIN AND START ACTING LIKE A REAL NATION! GO TAKE CUES FROM MY BRUDDA, HE'S THE BEST EXAMPLE!- Russiaball - YOU ARE A F*CKING CUMSTAIN! YOU INVADED
A BASED COUNTRY AND I BET YOU'RE GOING TO RENAME YOURSELF AS THE SOVIET UNION 2.0! AND CUT IT WITH YOUR PRECIOUS "Z" MARK! AND NOW YOU JUST TURNED File:Niger-icon.png FRENCH NIGERIA INTO YOUR PUPPET?! HOW DARE YOU!!! - File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - STOP EXPORTING TERRORISTS!!! YOU ARE VERY OPPRESSIVE!!!! ALSO I HAVE BETTER OIL!!! AND YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE MID AS F*CK!!!
Gimme all your oil!I don't care if you side with my brudda! 
Serbiaball - Hands off File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball you Islamophobic cumstain!
Republic of Vyondball - A LOT OF PANAMANIAN CHARACTERS ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU. REMOVE CHILD ABUSE! REMOVE UNFAIR ARREST! REMOVE OPINION BASHING! REMOVE TORTURE! REMOVE BRAINWASHING! REMOVE UNLAWFUL EXECUTION! REMOVE GOANIMATE! YOU ARE EVEN MORE MID THAN NICKELODEON! THE 
TROUBLEMAKERS AND I WILL KICK YOUR SORRY FAT ASS! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!Nickelodeon - YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CUMSTAIN TO PLAGUE TV SCREENS IN PANAMA. YOU SERVE NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO SPREAD CANCER IN NEIGHBORHOODS. YOU HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER, AND YOU’RE A BIGOT. THE LOUD HOUSE IS THE MOST WORTHLESS PIECE OF TV TRASH TO EVER EXIST! IT ABSOLUTELY DESERVES ALL THE HATE IT GETS; ITS FANS DESERVE TO GET SHOT IN THE HEAD, THEN BURN IN HELL FOR SPREADING CANCER ACROSS PANAMA! SHUT YOURSELF DOWN AND BECOME ADULT SWIM, WITH REAL SHOWS LIKE SOUTH PARK, BIG MOUTH AND RICK AND MORTY, THEY'RE A BAJILLION TIMES BETTER!!!
