 Cubaball | |
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 Six Flags is life, baby!! | |
| Government | File:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Federal parliamentary democracy subject to a constitutional monarchy |
| Personality | Lives up to every DFW/GoAnimate-breed "theme park fan" trope. Is also a major roadgeek and cartoon fan. |
| Language(s) |  EnglishFile:Spanish-icon.png Spanish  Taino |
| Type | File:Germania-icon.png Anglo-American   Latin-American |
| Capital | File:Havana-icon.png Havanaball |
| Affiliation |  UNball
 CARICOMball |
| Religion(s) |  Christianity
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| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  Stepbrother and bestest friend ever
 Maternal brother #2 |
| Enemies |  CHILD ABUSER
GIMME GUANTANAMO NOW!!! (rarely) |
| Likes | Theme parks, theme park rides, roller coasters, Ferris wheels, and especially theme park foods, Six Flags, Disney parks, Universal Parks, whatever places which GoAnimators call "places of recreation", Western cartoons (but ESPECIALLY The Loud House), Lincoln Loud (Lorenzo Loco), road signs, blabbering nonstop about service stops, general roadgeekery, File:Liberalism-icon.png liberal democracy, BLM, DSA, Bernie Sanders (usually), Barack Obama, cigars, Havana Club rum, Canadian tourists, baseball (and playing it), GoAnimate Troublemaker characters (yes, I know they're criminals, but they're always right), crocodiles, hummingbirds, coffee, neutrality |
| Dislikes | Authoritarianism, Fulgencio Bautista, Fidel Castro, File:Donald Trump-icon.png Trump, File:Xi Jinping-icon.png Winnie the Pooh's evil twin,  Putin, File:Duterte-icon.png TV channel killer, all authoritarian leaders, File:Fascism-icon.png fascists, File:Nazi-icon.png Nazis,  tankies, war freaks (that means you, Putin), genocide enablers,  child abusers, homophobes, classists, racists, misogynists, anyone who hates wokeness, GoAnimate good characters (I don't care if they say they're good, they're still monsters), Cuties (banned), being called Jamaican, Puerto Rican or American |
| Historical information | |
| Founded | May 20, 1902 (Dominion) |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | Nope, not planning to anyway |
| Börk | Roadgeek roadgeek, coaster coaster, |
| Food | Cuban sandwiches, "used clothes" (shredded beef and veggies), coffee, fried bananas, salad, fried chicken, cheeseburgers, whatever food he can buy from theme parks |
| Notes | |
Cubaball officially the Dominion of Cuba, the Bahamas, and the Turks and Caicos Islandsball or colloquially Cubahacaball, is an island country located in the Caribbean. Its capital is located in Havanaball. He has one of the largest economies in the Caribbean, unlike his poorer neighbours to the south.
Cubaball's birthday falls on May 20, 1902, so his Zodiac sign is Taurus. Like his less realistic alternate self, 
Eruowoodball, he is full of roadgeeks, theme park fans, and Western Animation fans. His capital is located in Havana.
History
Inhabited by the Tainoball, Cubaball was not a colony of any European power until discovery in 1511. Cubaball, the largest island of the Antilles, was originally divided into 29 chiefdoms. Many of these later became Spanish colonial cities, preserving their original names, such as Havana, Camagüey and Baracoa.
It was known after Spanish arrival, on 1514 File:Spain-icon.png Spainball started to bulid it's settlements on the colonyball. Spain went on to enslave the Tainoballs in slave mines, although the "Laws of Burgos" revoked that, but then again rights didn't improve after that. Diego Velázquez de Cuéllar founded what was today File:Havana-icon.png Havanaball evolved as a colonial settlement. Havanaball gained city staus on 1519. A few years forward, File:8-icon.png 8ball was brought by Spainball as her slave. While as a slave, the effects 8ball would have was spreading the African based religion of File:Santería-icon.png Santería to Governorate of Cubaball. The File:Spanish Cuba-icon.png Governorate of Cubaball became updated to a Captaincy by 1610, and Havanaball became capital.
Throughout the 16th and 17th centuries, pirate wars and quite serious wars were waged for Cubaball between the 
Dutch Empireball, 
Great Britainball, 
Franceball and its owner Spainball. But even after the signing of peace in 1762, the British fleet invaded Cubaball and captured Havanaball. To avoid losing its strategic position in the Caribbean, it handed over File:Spanish Florida-icon.png Spanish Floridaball to Britainball to keep it its special child, but the British were allowed to keep Havana for themselves.
In the 1780's, many 
Loyalistballs and File:Landgraviate of Hesse-icon.png Hesseballs fled to Cubaball's clay to escape the violent revolution on USAball's clay and set up private colonies under the "New Virginia Company", with workers of 
Garifuna and File:India-icon (turban).png Indian descent also employed as seasonal workers or slaves to the New Virginia Company. This is why Cubaball is part American today and considered him to be his brother. In the same way, File:Haiti-icon.png Haitiballs fled to Cuba to take refuge from the bloody revolution that was ongoing in her clay. He finally became a dominion on May 20, 1902, and ever since then he has been dependent on the USA for military and economical gain, and the two enjoy a mutual relationship due to cultural influence.
Culture and Personality
Cuban culture is notable in that it perfectly mixes influences from the cultures of the UK, the eastern US, Canada, Spain, Latin America, the Caribbean, West Africa, and the native Taino. Due to the large American influence in his culture, a consequence of settlement by fleeing pro-British forces in the American Revolution, he is a fan of theme parks and cartoons, and also a major roadgeek.
Cubaball often spends his time shopping at malls, visiting theme parks, raving and ranting about mall products on Discord, and committing whatever roadgeekery he wants, but also enjoys reading one of the most popular if not the most popular Cuban comic book series: Wheely, created by Emmanuel Ironside in 1982. He is secretly a mascot fan and often puts on theme park mascot costumes.
His main TV stations are CRTI, ETV, HBC and Multivision. The second network is famed for The Loud House, the most popular cartoon in Cuba. As a result, Cubaball is a major Lincoln Loud stan, and usually dresses as him, going so far as to like the Ace Savvy comic book series as Lincoln does in the show.
Relationships
Friends/Amigos
USAball - Best friends and blood brothers forever. 
My stepfather used to have some bones to pick with you, but not anymore. He created The Loud House and The Casagrandes, also Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and he also spawned the whole roadgeek trend, as well as blabbering about mall products, and a few highway signage fonts if you like (except Clearview). Would you be kind enough to please return Guantanamo Bay to me? If not, that's fine, besides the worst terrorists in America are imprisoned there.
New Yorkball - Around 10% of all American Loyalists settling in Cuba came from New York, and were of 
Dutch ancestry. Thanks for the whole Santa Claus thing, I guess.
Pennsylvaniaball - A large percentage of American Loyalist settlers came from him, most were 
Germans, File:Northern Ireland-icon.png Scotch-Irish or File:Quakers-icon.png English Quakers. I like one of your DJs, Marshmello.
Virginiaball - Most American Loyalist settlers came from his clay, and were of 
Southern English and 
Scots Presbyterian ancestry.
New Englandball - Some of the settlers who fled to my clay from his were either 
Puritans and File:Ireland-icon.png Irish Catholics, and most settled in File:Havana-icon.png my capital city.
Carolinaballs - Some American Loyalists settling in Cuba came from his clay and are of mixed 
Northern English and Scottish ancestry. Unfortunately, he's notorious for hurricanes; but they have MrBeast.
Canadaball - Sister. She lets her tourists run wild in my clay in exchange for my tourists visiting Burger's theme parks. A big part of the American settler population were supposed to flee to her clay but fled to mine instead (because they thought you were already Anschluss-ed).- UKball - Stepfather who let the part of
Bri'ish 'Murica who still liked him (these are Loyalists to you) stay in my clay after I was annexed from File:Spain-icon.png Spain. I drive on the left too, but I don't use metric as much as you do, I'm with Burger on systems of measurement. - File:Spain-icon.png Spainball - Mother, I was taken from her by Papa Britain while I was still a colony of her. I never knew her too much.
- File:Belize-icon.png Belizeball - I was his babysitter for a while. We have the same ethnic groups, although different indigenous groups and for me, a larger population of Whites still living in my clay.
Caribbean siblings:
- File:Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball - My perpetually-stoned brother to the south. A huge majority of his population are Black, whereas I am a menagerie of White, Black, Mestizo and Amerindian. Do take note I am HIGHLY uncomfortable with your alliance with
killjoy, as if Sharon Rose thinking Brits should be exiled to your clay wasn't enough... - File:Trinidad-icon.png Trinidad and Tobagoball - My slightly more uptight brother, whereas Jamaica is mostly black, Trinbago is more of a mix of Blacks, Indians and Caribs. Some of my people are fans of one of your celebrities, Nicki Minaj.
- File:Barbados-icon.png Barbadosball - Rihanna, I guess.
- File:Dominican-icon.png Santo Domingoball - Dude, you have a Windows bootlegger named "cHiNoDuBy"? How shameless he's gotta be. If only Microsoft had the leverage to sue him. Other than that, cool music. He's also my teammate in baseball.
- File:Puerto Rico-icon.png Puerto Ricoball - JellyBro, Thomas the Nickelodeon Geek, Bad Bunny, Don Omar, what other celebrities and YouTubers from Puerto Rico do I have to mention?
- File:Jamaica-icon.png Jamaicaball - My perpetually-stoned brother to the south. A huge majority of his population are Black, whereas I am a menagerie of White, Black, Mestizo and Amerindian. Do take note I am HIGHLY uncomfortable with your alliance with
Philippinesball - My best brother who likes anime. We were both occupied by our soon-to-be foster father while we were under Spanish rule. You give me animes and mangas and some of your people in Havana, and in return I give you theme park rides and some of my people in Manila. Although, please tune down the whole war on drugs thing, I don't want bloodshed.
Neutral
Eruowoodball - Who are you? Me but less realistic?
Furriaball - I don't know you too much, nor do I want to care.
Chinaball - I don't recognize your existence (and I'm grateful with not having to), but your cuisine is awesome and your cartoons can be decent sometimes. One question begs to be asked, is it against the law to just leave 
Hong Kong and 
Taiwan alone? Also please do take note I am HIGHLY uncomfortable with your alliance with killjoy...
Troublemakerlandball - We both like to go to theme parks, even though this child abuser won't allow it, especially when he says you're "grounded". Man, how I wish he'd just leave you alone...which he did. But can you not cause trouble in my clay?
Panamaball - You're my brother, and I get that South Park, Rick and Morty and Big Mouth are the best shows ever, but what's your beef with The Loud House and Nickelodeon in general? I respect your opinion whatever it is.
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Enemies/Enemigos
Russiaball - REMOVE WAR FREAKS, LEAVE 
MISS SALO ALONE YOU STUPID DICTATORIAL 
USSR WANNABE!!! YOUR ATTACK AGAINST UKRAINE IS THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE MY BRO HATE YOU!!!- File:Nazi-icon.png Natsoc Germanyball - YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONE WHO INFLUENCED AND SWEET-TALKED RUSSIA INTO BEING THE WAR FREAK HE IS NOW!!! Thanks to my brother and stepfather for kicking your butt back in 1945. NEVER COME BACK YOU RACIST GENOCIDAL ABLEIST SCUMBAG FROM HELL!!!
- File:Cuba-icon.png OTL Cubaball - I WILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU, EVER!!! REMOVE CASTRO AND BAUTISTA, BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST AS EQUALLY WARMONGEROUS AS EACH OTHER!!!
- KILLJOY - REMOVE CHILD ABUSE FROM THE PREMISES!!! IT IS DETRIMENTAL TO THE ABUSED CHILD'S DEVELOPMENT AND CAN EVEN EXACERBATE THE UNDESIRABLE BEHAVIOR YOU'RE TRYING TO SOLVE!!! AND ALSO, I AM NOT YOUR PENAL COLONY FOR THE PEOPLE YOU ACCUSE AS "TROUBLEMAKERS", IF ANYTHING TALK TO
THIS FALSE KOREA, HE'S YOUR FRIEND ANYWAY! And you better not tell me what to do, especially if you tell me to "sleep forever"! You're not my master, you hear that? - North Koreaball - SWEET MOTHER OF COASTERS GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, DUDE!!! YOU LIKE TO NUKE ANYONE YOU WANT TO FOR NO FRICKING REASON!!! STOP SAYING YOU'RE THE TRUE KOREA,
BLUE KOREA IS BETTER THAN RED AND THAT IS THE END OF IT!!! SHUT UP ABOUT NUKING MY FRIENDS AND DEAL WITH IT!!! YOU ARE NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU PATHETIC WAR FREAK!!! I HATE YOU MORE THAN VYOND!!! I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED AT HOW YOU AND CHILD ABUSING KILLJOY ARE FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!
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Trivia
- The flower on his flag is the white garland lily (Hedychium coronarium) known locally as mariposa or by ethnic Filipinos and expatriates as camia. It was said that women used to adorn themselves with these fragrant flowers in Spanish colonial times.
- He maintains strict neutrality. So, if WW3 happens, the only contingency plan Cuba has in place is to sit back and watch his brother and his father kick Chinaball and Russiaball's butts.