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    Topic on User talk:TheElectricBomb

    Trayaurette (talkcontribs)

    Uhack: I wanna Join NATO.

    Redrock: Me too.

    Bedrockium: You two can be in NATO if the members will allow you.

    Members of NATO: They can Join! we need more members!

    Bedrockium: Okay, You two, You're in.

    Russia: WTF did I-- oh, wait, this is in the Pacific Continent. never mind.

    Siberia: I wanna Join NATO so frickin bad. But I can't! I'm Rich! Just like Sweden! I don't have Corruption! Corruption Economy if anyone wants to Correct me!

    Corruption: [ WTF? ]

    Siberia: I have a Democratic Government!

    NATO: We'd love to have you in, but, You border Russia!

    Siberia: Finland, Latvia and Estonia border Russia and they are in NATO!

    Prussia: and my Application to NATO is taking too long! Hurry it up!

    NATO: Why, Prussia?

    Prussia: I'm not even at War! Why are you not making this smooth and swift?!

    Austria: I'm Joining NATO. hey NATO, I'm doing an Application.

    NATO: It might take too long.

    Austria: I'll do the fast one. that's quicker.

    NATO: Whatever you say.

    Prussia: Please speed this up! I can't wait forever! You did an Instant thing for Mexico!

    NATO: That was Just to get Canada to shut up. but now, I can't get Mexico out of NATO! This has become a problem... I have to do an Application to get Austria, Prussia, and Siberia in and to get Mexico out!

    Canada: I will go to war with Mexico again if you do that!

    NATO: Canada. Why do we need Mexico?!

    Canada: Mexico is in the North Atlantic! plus we need all of North America! North America has three countries and we need all of them! Mexico included!

    NATO: [ Groans ] I can't convince this guy!

    Mexico: I'm gonna stay in for safety purposes. Just don't call me to your wars, Okay?

    NATO: Okay.

    NATO: Now I Just need to get Austria, Prussia and Siberia in...

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