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    Vlokozu Union-icon.png Union of the Vlokozuian Statesball File:Tahu-icon.png
    File:UVS.png
    UNITY!!!! DUTY!!!!! DESTINY!!!!!!!!
    GovernmentPresident-icon.pngKing-icon.png Federal semi-presidential republic under a constitutional monarchy
    PersonalityCool, badass, mad, intense, drunk
    Language(s)English, Japanese, Spanish, Vicnoran, Maori, Filipino, French, Chinese
    CapitalEl Kadsre Cityball
    AffiliationFile:Pacific Pact-icon.png Pacific Pactball (from 1978)

    English-icon.png Commonwealthball

    NATO-icon.png NATOball (until 1978)
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsFile:Pacific Pact-icon.png Pacific Pactball

    File:JVIR-icon.png Jazilaball
    File:VRH-icon.png Haalisball
    File:VRE-icon.png Engotuball
    Australia-icon.png Australiaball
    USA-icon.png USAball
    Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball
    File:Geometria-icon.png Geometriacube

    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball
    Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball
    New Zealand-icon.png New Zealandball
    UK-icon.png UKball
    Israel-icon.png Israelcube
    Canada-icon.png Canadaball
    Sweden-icon.png Swedenball
    File:Vlokozu Euroganias-icon.png 1st European Volkozu
    File:Vlokozu Swepaiania-icon.png 2nd European Volkozu
    File:Vlokozu Eriuyar-icon.png Oceanic Volkozu
    File:Vlokozu Kuvur-icon.png Indian Volkozu
    File:Vlokozu Rauhjare-icon.png Radical Supporter of Volkism
    File:Vlokozu Faghyqra-icon.png Independent Persian Island from Iran that was converted to Shintoism and Christianity
    File:Toralaqball.png Toralaqball
    Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Gaddafiball

    Yugoslavia-icon.png Off-brand communist (mosty)
    EnemiesArgentina-icon.png 1982 NEVER FORGET, ALSO HE TAKES MY DENEGENRATES

    Iran-icon.png JEW HATER
    File:Trayu-icon.png Rebels
    Yugoslavia-icon.png DEGENERATE HIDER (sometimes)
    File:East El Kadsre-icon.png My dark Kayosist past self File:Vlokozu Muhrewalk-icon.png Fake Vlokozu Ideals #1/Stop being superior to woman!

    File:Vlokozu Fenmhyerteg-icon.png Fake Vlokozu Ideals #2/Feminists Alert!
    LikesEnergy drinks, File:Tahu-icon.png Bionicle, Sylvanian Families (this was before Sagwa), the Vlokozu cat (our national animal and best animal), VCMC (best car ever), cars, fast food, work, tanks, industry and progress, cars, his military, chewing gum, work, cars, Technic, Technic Heroes, Sung Gim, cars, Vlokpop, cars, Dunkin' Donuts, cars, Sherlock Holmes (the anime with furries), cars
    DislikesWhen degenerates leave for other countryballs' clay, Infaimous Cowerds, Rosco Cook (cause he’s a anti-Vlokist), Vlokozuian Recession
    Historical information
    Founded11/11/1969
    Ended03/29/1989
    PredecessorFile:East El Kadsre-icon.png East El Kadsreball
    File:West El Kadsre-icon.png West El Kadsreball
    File:North El Kadsre (1961-1969)-icon.png North El Kadsreball
    File:Mahri (1922-1969)-icon.png Republic of Mahriball
    File:Sentan (1933-1969)-icon.png Sentanese Stateball
    File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoran Kingdomball
    SuccessorFile:VSEK-icon.png El Kadsreball
    File:VSM-icon.png Mahriball
    File:NVSEK-icon.png North El Kadsreball
    File:VSS-icon.png Sentanball
    File:VSV-icon.png Vicnoraball
    File:Island Union icon.png Island Union
    File:Screencold and Line-icon.png Screencold and Lineball
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?YES, WE'RE ARE FIRST ON Mars-icon.png MARS!! USAball and Soviet Unionball can't beat us in the space race!!! We have extremely advanced technology!!
    BörkVlok vlok
    Notes

    Vlokozu Unionball, also called as Union of the Vlokozuian Statesball or UVSball was a socialist countryball who lives in the North America and was ruled by File:Vlokozu-icon.png Mikeyball. He was united in 1969 by merging File:East El Kadsre-icon.png East El Kadsreball's, File:West El Kadsre-icon.png West El Kadsreball's, File:North El Kadsre (1961-1969)-icon.png North El Kadsreball's, File:Mahri (1922-1969)-icon.png Mahriball's, File:Sentan (1933-1969)-icon.png Sentanball's and later File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoraball's clays together and collapsed in 1989. Despite being almost completely capitalist and not commnuist (although because he's socialist, he has communist friends), he has its own ideology called Vlokism.

    Vlokozu Unionball is known for its advanced technology which were stolen from 6-icon.png 6ball, as they invented the desktop computer in 1973, the widescreen television in 1986 which was actually released in 1995, and invented the internet in 1983 as "LenseNet", which later evolved to "TheoryNet" in 1985 and finally into the modern internet shortly after he died in 1989.

    Relationships

    Friends/Comrades

    • USA-icon.png USAball - Best friend. Gives me lots of money and tourists after I gave my money to him. He also imports Chevys and Oldsmobiles to my clay.
    • File:Pacific Pact-icon.png Pacific Pactball - My alliance and personal bodyguard.
    • File:JVIR-icon.png Jazilaball - Are both Vlokist nations and both leaders are of good friends. I helped him overthrow his puppet monarchy and also get Fariciaball out of his clay.
    • File:VRE-icon.png Engotuball - Good vlokist.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Daddy. He imports Holdens to my clay but Chevys are still better than Holdens and lets me film two Bionicle films on his clay. I'm happy how Michael Vlokozu and Bob Hawke are friends.
    • Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball - Left-wing friend. He is socialist like me. He imports Ladas and UAZ-469s in my glorious clay. I dated Estonian SSRball briefly during a fallout with her husband Finlandball.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Stepdad. He imports Nissans, Toyotas, Mitsubishis, Suzukis and Subarus to my clay and they're not going to kill Kads just for sure! He also gives me anime, tourists and money. And it's also where Mikeyball was killed.
    • Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyaball - SAGWA GADDAFI THE CLOWN WITH THE MELTING FACE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!
    • UK-icon.png UKball - Grandpappy. I helped him claim his Falklands back in 1982 from Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball. He imports his shows and movies plus Reliants and Bentleys to my clay.
    • File:Toralaqball.png Toralaqball - BEST FRIEND EVER!.
    • Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - One of my Middle Eastern pals.
    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - We can into friends! DEATH TO PALESTINE!
    • File:Byelorussian SSR-icon.png Byelorussian SSRball - My Vodka-loving Eastern European wife (married her after I made into friends with Soviet Unionball).
    • India-icon.png Indiaball - Fellow socalist, he imports Hindustans and bottles of Thums Up and Limca to my clay.
    • Geometriacube - Although we had our differences and used to take a few of my degenerates, he was a fellow comrade who helped with wars, also jew-friendly, nothing stopped Pent and Tring from being friends with File:Vlokozu-icon.png Michael

    Neutral/Will care about later

    • File:VRH-icon.png Haalisball - Is of Vlokist. We tried and failed to prevent a group of File:Trayu-icon.png rebels from seizing a right provincial wing of his clay. Also, you look like are going off the rails be trying to turn every country in the world into Vlokist nations.
    • Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - He stole Bionicle, my glorious creation. HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING LIKE THAT???? WHY?!?!?!
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - Why did you took Rosco Cook away from me?!?
    • File:Barokia-icon.png Barokiapyramid - Islamic dude who gives me money and Joaquín Gabaz music but TAKES MY DEGENERATES AS WELL.
    • Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - He is a good man normally but he also TAKES MY DEGENERATES. This didn't stop Tito and Michael Vlokozu from being friends though. He also imports Yugos and Skalas to my clay.
    • Union of South Africa-icon.png Union of South Africaball - I'm worried about apartheid but thankly Marais Viljoen and Michael Vlokozu were friends. Also gave us the best dub of the Maya the Bee anime (SONOVISION OVER SABAN!)
    • Extinction Rebellion - Did I really gave you permission to use the Vlokist symbol? NOW MY SYMBOL REPRESENTS FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE OTHER THAN SOMETHING THAT SHOWS HOW SPECIAL AND GREAT I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Lakoforonball - A good friend of mine but also TAKES MY DEGENERATES!

    Enemies/Evil Fascists

    • NATO-icon.png NATOball - Kicked me out after I took File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoraball's clay. I NOW HAVE File:Pacific Pact-icon.png MY OWN ALLIANCE AND IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentinaball - YOU ARE OF THE WORST! YOU STOLE THE FALKLANDS FROM UK-icon.png MY GRANDPAPPY, AND YOU TOOK MY DEGENERATES! AAAARGH!!!
    • File:Trayu-icon.png Trayuball - YOU FUCKING REBEL!!! YOU SHOULD REGRET FOR BREAKING AWAY FROM HAALISBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1976 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Iran-icon.png Iranball - YOU ARE A JEW HATING MONSTER WHO ALSO TAKES MY DEGENERATES! REMOVE AYATOLLAH! But at least I accepted you into the Pacific Pact and you got Gaddafiball to import Paykans to my clay..
    • North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball - VLOKOZU UNION VS. NORTH KOREA 1986 NEVER FORGET 25-8.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - FAKE ISRAELIS.
    • File:VSV-icon.png VS Vicnoraball - YOU SHOT MY GLORIOUS LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1989 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Susumu Mizushima - YOU ARE A WORST VLOKOZUIAN LEADER EVER!!!! YOU HAD DESTROYED THE GREAT VLOKOZUIAN EMPIRE BY ACCEPTING MY STATES' INDEPENDENCE!!!!!! YOU ARE A KAYOSIST TRAITOR!!!! YOU SHOULD'VE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A EMPIRE ANY BETTER!!!!!!! REMOVE FAKE VLOKIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • File:Vixenia-icon.png Vixeniaball - YOU MUST FUNKED AHAHAHAHA!! MORPHY LIKES FUNK YOU!!!

    States

    • File:VSEK-icon.png VS El Kadsreball - Biggest and most developed state in my clay, He's also my successor state.
    • File:VSM-icon.png VS Mahriball - She has a huge whaling business and builds lots of skyscrapers. She is really good at making iced coffee and thanks for spreading our iced coffee!
    • File:NVSEK-icon.png Northern VSEK - Member of the glorious Vlokozu Union
    • File:VSS-icon.png VS Sentanball - One of four founding members. He's a very good state and it contains most of my music stuff. I took your monies and I spend it on trains and Vicnoran pavements and there will be no more food for you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    • File:VSV-icon.png VS Vicnoraball - WORST VLOKOZIUAN STATE EVER!!!!!
    • VS Screencold and Line Small and tiny?

    Territories

    Split of Vlokozu Unionball

    Comics

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