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    File:Geometria-icon.png Geometriacube File:Geometria-icon (hat).png
    Geometriacube.png
    Hexagon Potato
    GovernmentFile:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Monarchy
    Personality Capitalist
    Language(s)Official languages:

    English

    File:Geometria-icon.png Shapish

    Common languages

    File:Austria-icon.png Austrian

    File:German Empire-icon.png German

    French

    Minor languages:

    File:Spanish-icon.png Spanish

    Filipino
    TypeFile:Slavs-icon.png Slavic File:Panslavic-icon.png File:Belarus-icon.png Potatoic File:Latvia-icon.pngFile:Ireland-icon.png
    CapitalShapycube
    AffiliationFile:Belarus-icon.pngFile:Latvia-icon.pngFile:Ireland-icon.png Potato Union
    Religion(s) Christianity (9.3%)

    Buddhism (0.6%)

    File:Geometria-icon.png Shapism (90.1%)
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsBeing redone
    Enemies Terrorists

    Juche

    Former traitor who apologized (formerly)

    File:Tolstania-icon.png Tolstaniaball (frienemy)

    File:Saderafa-icon.png REMOVE COMMUNISM!!!

    File:Tokiakled-icon.png Threatened me with a nuke in 2018

    You are of Israeli clay

    Russiaball (frienemy)

    Crimeaball (frienemy)

    Formerly:

    File:Nazi.gif Racists

    File:Japanese-Empire.gif Empire of Japanball

    File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Fake Libya

    Commie pig
    LikesPeace, shapes, etc.
    DislikesWar, peace disrupters, Commies (except for File:Laos-icon.pngFile:Vietnam-icon.pngFile:Cuba-icon.png these four)
    Historical information
    FoundedApril 1, 1946 March 19, 1923
    PredecessorGeometrian Empirecube
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Yes, after USAball gave funds in 1990
    BörkShape shape
    FoodTriangle shaped fish
    Notes
    "surprise anschluss tabbies"

    This page is also in Dream Fiction Wiki

    !!PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS VERY CRINGY!!


    Crimea is Ukraine and Russia
     
    — Geometriacube, 2015
    Oh, the land of geometry.
     
    — Rectang Triang, 1996

    The Kingdom of Geometria is a rich kingdom that can now into monies, he was formed after the April Fools tsunami of 1946 6 years before the Great Depression in USAball . Geometria was born on March 19th, 1923, so his zodiac is Pisces. He is also known to have good culture on his clay, which allows him to make many friends. He also likes Just Shapes & Beats

    Government

    1923 - 1960

    Geometria was a Nationalist-Socialist Totalitarian Dictatorship Unitary Semi-Presidential Constitutional Republic, the republic withstood depressions until 1960.

    The Change

    In 1959, Pent Quad died, so the citizens held a vote for a new leader, Monarch Tring Quad, Pent Quad's son, or Quad Hex, Tring Quad, who was 19, won by 10 votes away from Quad Hex. He became the youngest head of state ever.

    1960 - Present

    Tring Quad led until his suicide in 1996 after losing to Rectang Triang, then, Geometria became it's File:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Monarchy

    History

    1923 - 1939

    On March 19, 1923, File:Geometria-icon.png Geometriacube was formed, from 1923 until 1930, there was peace and tranquility.

    Geometrian Civil War

    From 1930 until 1933, a civil war happened in File:Geometria-icon.png Geometriacube with some Commie Rebels, File:Geometria-icon.png Geometriacube eventually won because the Rebels surrendered in 1933, a month before the national day, March 19, Geometria got along with USAball and File:Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball before World War 2.

    World War 2 (1939 - 1945)

    The Allied Powers would fight File:Nazi.gif The Axis Powers File:Fascist Italy-icon.pngFile:Japanese-Empire.gif, File:Nazi.gif Nazi Germanyball invaded Polandball along with USSRball, File:Geometria-icon.png Geometriacube was involved in 1940 after an air strike by File:Japanese-Empire.gif The Empire of Japanball, as more fighting went on, USAball got involved in 1941 as USSRball switched sides.

    In 1943, File:Fascist Italy-icon.png Italy switched sides, causing a good relation between Geometria and Italy, when the war was over in 1945, the Allies signed a treaty with the Axis, further boosting Geometria's economy, and making him Capitalist.

    Post-WW2 (1945 - 1947)

    As File:Geometria-icon.png The Allies 'celebrated' for defeating the File:Nazi.gif The Axis Powers File:Japanese-Empire.gif, peace didn't last for long, in 1947, the Cold War started.

    Cold War (1947 - 1991)

    Geometria was neutral during the Cold War due to economic problems, but in 1953,  USAball helped, 1949 to 1953 was known as the Great Geometrian Depression.
    

    Absolute Peace (1991 - present)

    Fall of the USSR

    In 1991, the USSR collapsed, so Geometrians held an official End of USSR Day.

    Election

    In 1996, the most famous election was held, Rectang Triang won against Tring Quad by only 3 votes, many immigrants from Russia and Korea came as well. Geometria was a popular tourist attraction.

    Rebellions

    Still, some rebels were in Geometria, but that didn't stop Rectang Triang from defeating them.

    Real Peace (2009 - Present)

    Real peace came in 2009, Rectang Triang was known as the best Geometrian leader in history, many immigrants from many countries came, so Rectang Triang greeted them all.

    Relations

    Friends/Epic countries (Includes former friends)

    •  USAball - Helped me with my economic crisis, also gave me funds for me to enter space!
    •  Polandball - You best! You life! You epic!
    • Shapycube - Son
    • UKball - Recent friend
    • Franceball - Lots of Shapians love you, you give my citizens wine!
    • Canadaball - We were buddies until 2013, but now we made up, and we're friends again
    • Viclaniaball - Best friend
    • Gummy Empireball - Recent friend
    •  Russiaball - Some things I like about yuo, some things I don't
    •  Ukraineball - Buddy who helped me win against Turkey

    Neutral/Depends on my mood

    • Armeniaball - GIVE AZERBAIJAN ACCESS TO HIS EXCLAVE! But we are neutral because we both remove kebab
    • File:Denmark-icon.png Denmarkball - Gives me Lego but YOU STOLE BIONICLE! EL KADSRE'S AMAZING CREATION DURING THE GLORIOUS VLOKOZU ERA!
    • File:Tolstania-icon.png Tolstaniaball (frienemy) - You still have good relations with South Korea, but please stop hating USAball and stop liking False Korea
    • EUball - Part of him but I hate Article 13, you also trademarked The Razor Crest and the Lego Set of the same name got copyrighted in Europe, so it's just the Bounty Hunter Transport Ship.

    Enemies/Evil Satanists

    • Serbiaball (since 2020) - We're kebab removers but why aren't you giving Kosovo independence?
    • Chinaball - YOU, YOU, YOU ARE OF WORST!!!! REMOVE JINPING!!!!! CORONAVIRUS CARRIER AND COMMIE?! YOU SATAN!! #### YOU! YOU #####! GIVE TAIWAN AND HONG KONG INDEPENDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I like your dim sums and traditional Chinese music, but not your communist stuff!
    • Canadaball (2013 - 2020) - TRAITOR!!!!
    • USSRball (before he was on the allies) - Why did you plan an attack on my territories?
    • North Koreaball - YOU ARE A FALSE KOREA!!! SOUTH KOREA IS TRUE KOREA!!!!!!!! I WILL NUKE PYONGYANG SOMEDAY FOR REVENGE!!!!!!! YOU THREATENED TO NUKE ME IN 2005 SO I THREATEN YOU! #### YOU!!!! REMOVE KIM JONG UN!!!!!!!! REMOVE JUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL ANSCHLUSS YOU WITH REAL KOREA AND USA!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPITALISM BEATS COMMUNISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • File:Tokiakled-icon.png Tokiakledball - YOU'RE JUST SOME MANIAC THAT THREATENS HALF OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • M'f*ckin terrorists - EVEN File:Saderafa-icon.png SADMERAFABALL HATES YUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • File:Saderafa-icon.png Sadmerafaball - YOU, YOU, YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN CHINA! WHERE DO I EVEN START?!?! I WILL NUKE YOU ONE DAY AND ANSCHLUSS YUO!!! #### YOU!!!!! YOU #####!!!!!!!! YOU GAZA!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU COLLAPSE ONE DAY AND GET ANSCHLUSSED BY MY ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMMUNIST ALSO!? I WILL ULTIMATE ANSCHLUSS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also I defeat yuo and get to semi-finals in 2016 World Cup 14-12 hexhexhexhexhex AND DARE YUO TAKE MY DEGENERATES??????????!!!!!!!
    • Tupliaball - (Daniharut, type it in)
    • Palestineball - YUO ARE MY WORST NIGHTMARE! PALESTINE IS ISRAEL!! #### YUO!!! YUO GAZA!!!!! Even if you're not the worst, I STILL HATE YUO A LOT EVIL ANTI-ZIONIST!!!!!!!! Now gib Gaza Strip
    • File:North Luneka-icon.png North Lunekaball - YOU ARE A FALSE LUNEKA! SOUTH LUNEKA IS TRUE LUNEKA! REMOVE!
    • File:Janorotia-icon.png Janorotiaball - We killed your janorots because they look ugly. Geometria stronk! Also stop bullying my car friend.
    • Awzbsekiball - Why did you bash my opinion on File:Janorotia-icon.png Janorotiaball?
    • File:Hrvlv-icon.png Hrvlvball - Same as Awzbseki.
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