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    Eruowoodball is a puppet state of USA, UK, and Canada highly-developed island countryball located near Central America.

    Eruowood is the fifth-largest economy in the world, after China, El Kadsre, USA, and Japan.

    Eruowood was born July 2, 1960, making his zodiac sign Cancer (the Crab).

    It is full of roadgeeks, theme park fans, and Western Animation fans.

    History

    Eruowood was originally settled by 3-icon.png 3balls. It was conquered by Spain-icon.png the Spanish in the 1500s, during the original colonization of the Americas. It became an USA-icon.png US territory in 1898, after the Spanish-American War. Eruowood always wanted independence, but the USA refused to give it independence until the Eisenhower Administration.

    Relations

    Friends/Amigos

    • USA-icon.png United Statesball - My dad. Gave me independence in 1960. Created the Simpsons, which is one of my favorite shows, even the “zombie” seasons, as well as my favorite theatrical cartoons: Looney Tunes and Mickey Mouse. Also created roadgeeks, MUTCD, and Highway Gothic, but REMOVE CLEARVIEW! However, he likes war too much, especially in the Middle East, and I prefer to be neutral.
    • Spain-icon.png Spainball - My mom. Gave me Spanish language. But FREE CATALONIA!
    • Republic of Guy-icon.png Republic of Guyball - My uncle. Best friends are the Eruowoodians loved your country.
    • Canada-icon.png Canadaball - My uncle. Gave me these weird Nelvana cartoons that TechEruo Kids airs late at night, as well as immigrants from Quebec.
    • France-icon.png Franceball - My aunt. Gave me French language, as well as French culture in Couronne. But WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE CUTIES/MIGNONNES? THAT WAS THE THIRD TIME I HAD TO BAN REFUSE-CLASSIFICATION A MOVIE, AND THE FIRST 2 TIMES WERE LITERAL NAZI PROPAGANDA!
    • File:Erwica-icon.png Erwicaball - My uncle.
    • File:Lafayette-icon.png Lafayetteball - My little sister.
    • File:Verdana-icon.png Verdanaball - My youngest sister.
    • File:Floweria-icon.png Floweriaball - My uncle. Were best friends.
    • UK-icon.png United Kingdomball - My grandpa. Gave me BBC engineers to help me with radio and TV stuff, such as ERPT.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball - My other aunt. Gave me Italian culture and mafia in Greccio.
    • Australia-icon.png Australiaball - My other uncle. Has a nice accent.
    • File:Bridan-icon.png Bridanball - My other uncle.
    • El Kadsre-icon.png El Kadsreball - Step-uncle. I really like these movies with the giant robots. I don’t really like how he hates Palestine so much, though.
    • UAE-icon.png United Arab Emiratesball - My closest ally in the Middle East. I like his megamalls, cool theme parks, and skyscrapers. Dubai reminds me of my dad's NYC.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestineball - I was one of the first countries to recognize his clay as independent from Israel.
    • Qatar-icon.png Qatarball - Another Arabian friend of mine.
    • File:Barokia-icon.png Barokiapyramid - Latino/Arab friend.
    • Japan-icon.png Japanball - Home of Nintendo, Sega, Sony, and the best electronics. I really like Mario, but Sonic's also okay. Your Sony inspired our TechEruo. Also created Super Sentai and Kamen Rider, some of my favorite shows other than the Simpsons.
    • Taiwan-icon.png Taiwanball - The real China.
    • File:YinYangia-icon.png YinYangiaball - China, but cooler and less commie.
    • Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I was the first country to recognize him.
    • Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball - My fellow neutral country.
    • Borneo-icon.png Borneocube - Another neutral country.
    • Malichka-icon.png Malichkaball - Distant cousin. You have as many furries as we have roadgeeks. But the masking stuff creeps me out……
    • Guiana-icon.png Guianaball - Another distant cousin. We both hate that cursed French movie.
    • Troublemakerland-icon.png Troublemakerlandball - You deserve independence.
    • (Bigspincoaster or Natemare plz add more)

    Neutral/Neutro

    • Israel-icon.png Israelcube - I’m okay with you existing, but PALESTINE SHOULD BE INDEPENDENT! Also, stop bombing innocent villages full of civilians! Not all of Palestine is like Hamas!
    • China-icon.png Chinaball - Stop making weird bootleg TES and Century 16 games. Seriously, Mario meets Fred Flintstone? Also, Taiwan is independent, not a “PrOvInCe Of ChInA” like what you paid ISO 3166 to say. However, they have good food, and decent cartoons like Pleasant Goat and Happy Heroes.
    • Russia-icon.png Russiaball - I appreciate that you aren’t commies anymore, but Putin is becoming Stalin 2.0. Also, stop censoring LGBT stuff from cartoons. However, you gave us Russian and Slavic cultures in Molotov.
    • Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Stop being rude to Qatar and the UAE. Also, have you heard of something called democracy? If you still want to keep your king and crown princes, at least try a constitutional monarchy like the UK and Canada!

    Enemies/Enemigos

    States

    Trivia

    • The CD-i, including its Nintendo-franchise-based games, were more popular in Eruowood than in any other country, due to good marketing by the local division of Philips. As a result, CD-i YTP memes (like “THIS IS ILLEGAL, YOU KNOW!”) are used a lot in Countryball comics featuring Eruowoodball.
    • Ironically, Eruowood was one of the first non-European countries where Polandball/Countryball comics became popular.
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