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Borneocube | |
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Government | Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy with Islamic elements |
Personality | Brave, westernized, hospitable, peacemaker (not that stupid Vyond kind), kebab defender, Asian viking |
Language(s) | Vinlandic Malay |
Type | Austronesian Germanic (Swedish and British) |
Capital | File:Burnýasborg-icon.png Burnýasborgpotato |
Affiliation | UNball OPECball |
Religion(s) | 44.7% Islam 41.3% Christian |
Relations and opinions | |
Friends | Father Mother |
Enemies | Kínniskjävel (usually) Leave Ukraine alone |
Likes | Being rich (and yet generous) af, rainforest, nature, wildlife, multiculturalism, liberal democracy, Western propaganda, Vinlandball, democratic socialism, the West in general, roasting Kínniskjävel, Turning Red movie, Dinosaur Kid, the FNF game, Rubiana "Rubix" Othman (Furry YouTuber), Kidbot, Patagoniaball's TV shows and YouTubers, Tiktok (sometimes), Putri Norizah, immigration, File:Skeldia-icon.png Amogus, anime, pretending to be other racial identity (kesenanganku yang bersalah), halal end of the world movies, Black American culture (to some degree), roasting pedophiles and groomers, any democratic ideology, Kebab, RoC regime, Mohamed Khaled Nordin (Alvarsson remover), Joshie (2013 culture revivalist), MC Cubed (when not doing giantess fetish art), EightBits (coolest YouTube gaming comedians from Borneo), jungle animals, Josh Hilmarsson |
Dislikes | KÍNNISKJÄVEL, European version of Kínniskjävel, File:Eritrea-icon.png African version of Kínniskjävel, File:Pakistan-icon.png Kínniskjävel's minions, the Chinese Communist Party, Xi Jinping, censorship, authoritarianism in general, my worst nightmare, Kínniskjävel, Mao Zedong, Deng Xiaoping, the People's Liberation Army, the One China Policy, Social Credits, Michael Alvarsson (CCP spy detected!), Addy (Far-right supporter and pedo), Vyond, Weatherstar4000video (Child abuse enabler), Kínniskjävel, Kínniskjävel, KÍNNISKJÄVEL!!!, Crypto, Tiktok (sometimes), NFTs (grooming tactic used by cryptophiles), commie (if authoritarian), fascist, File:Nazi-icon.png natsoc, any authoritarian ideology, K-pop (sometimes, when used to justify child abuse), MC Cubed (sometimes) |
Historical information | |
Founded | 1918 |
Population | |
Is of importants | |
Can into space? | Yes (Roket Negara) |
Börk | Lepörk lepörk (Fusion of his parents' börks, Börk and Lepak), inflation inflation |
Food | Soto Banjar, rendang, char kway teow, nasi biryani, kabsa, |
Notes | |
Dinosaur Kid best cartoon. |
“ | Gunshots, blood, screams, explosions, artillery fire. This is the perfect recipe for a living nightmare. | ” |
— King Erik Larsson IV of Borneo
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“ | I'm Danny the Dinosaur Kid, emissary of the dinosaurs, and in the name of all primeval beings big and small...I will kick your butts! | ” |
— Rizky as the Dinosaur Kid
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“ | Scary Monstas! Ushaaaa! | ” |
Borneocube, officially the Sultanate of Borneocube, is an Asian El Dorado guardian angel of Vinlandball and Malaysiaball fruit inflation fetish lover a federal parliamentary constitutional sultanate in Southeast Asia. He is located northwest of Indonesia, east of Malaysia, south of the Philippines, and southeast of Thailand.
He is a founding member of ASEANball and is one of the only non-ball ASEAN members (alongside Tringapore), and is a cube like Israelcube. He can into most European of ASEAN, however is still half Asian. He has a population of 31,725,392 since 2020.
His cube shape is a reference to the Kaaba, the cube-shaped structure in Mecca, the holy city of Islam, the dominant federal religion of Borneo, of which the Kaaba plays an important role. It is also because, the Matter of Borneo (the body of early modern literature and legendary/allegorical material created during the colonization era of the country), which believes in the universe being cube-shaped.
His birthday is May 17th, 1918.
Ethnic groups
- Vinlander: 11.4%
- Non-Vinlandic white: 5.6%
- File:Kadazandusun-icon.png Indigenous groups: 12.2%
- Dayak: 45%
- Orang Laut: 14.9%
- File:Kadazandusun-icon.png Kadazan-Dusun: 10.4%
- File:Muslim Mindanao-icon.png Moro: 10%
- Murut: 6%
- Others: 3.7%
- Malays: 12.5%
- Banjarese: 11.2%
- File:Srivijaya-icon.png Other Austronesians: 8.7%
- File:Yogyakarta-icon.png Javanese: 39.7%
- Madurese: 18.9%
- Bugis: 17%
- Makassarese: 6.8%
- Minahasan: 4.3%
- Ambonese: 4.2%
- Minangkabau: 4%
- Sundanese: 3.5%
- Others: 1.6%
- Blandadfólk/Eurasians: 8.3%
- Chinese: 8%
- File:Spanish Philippines-icon (1522-1785).png Hispanic and Filipino Borneoans: 7.3%
- Zamboangueños: 45%
- File:Republic of Biak-na-Bato-icon.png Tagalogs (from Laguna): 27.4%
- Cebuanos: 22.6%
- Expatriates (Erländirsverkamenn): 5%
- File:Kerala-icon.pngFile:Sindh-icon.pngFile:Pakistan-icon.pngFile:Gupta-icon.png Indian: 7.1%
- Hindu: 53%
- Muslim: 29%
- Christian: 10%
- File:Sikhism-icon.png Sikh: 6%
- File:Gupta-icon.png Other religions: 2%
- Non-European Blandadfólk: 6.5%
- Others: 1.2%
- Japanese
- Koreans
- File:Dai Viet-icon.png Vietnamese
- File:Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papuans
- File:Bangladesh-icon.png Bengals
- Nepalis
- Malaysians
- China/Taiwan Chinese in Borneo
- NRIs
- Indonesians
- Australians
- Hong Kongers
- Canid/Felind/Leporid/Rodentia/Marsupialia Furrypuluses
Relationships
Friends
- Vinland - Adoptive dad. Gave me furries and also blueberries to grow in minn clay. Thanks for the nikunn and blueberryboy! (ya allah, what have I done...) We both hate Kínniskjävel. But I'm not interested in PewDiePie, sorry about that. I like how Real China is based on you and your siblings' model of social democracy.
- File:Labrador-icon.png Markland - Where many of minn settlers originated.
- Gränland - Some of his people helped found Burnýasborg.
- Malaysia - Birth father, but I have more Wites than I have Malays. Also, remove Speedy Video because the CGI sucks. He gave me Curry Puffs.
- Índonesien - Birth mother, but stop with all the haze and especially stop saying my dad stole your culture!
- File:Danish-West-Indies-icon.png Den Jómfröreyar - Nordic brother.
- Kanada - Girlfriend. Buys minn oil and others. I like the movie "Turning Red" which is set in your clay because the main character is so cute in both forms. Same as her video game Friday Night Funkin' because of Boyfriend.
- File:Faroe-icon.png Färeyar - Nordic sister who doesn't know if she is Danmörks clay or Bresk clay. She gave me her anthem for me to adapt. More than a quarter of all Norse settlers from 1733 to 1918 came from her clay. I also named my claim on Spratlys after her (Nýa Färeyar).
- Filippinerna - Bestvinner! I have majority of his population, especially from the Zamboanga Region in northern parts of my clay and especially in Jesselton. I recognize your genocide. Some people in Jesselton also speak
rotten SpanishChavacano. I like yuor band December Avenue and their songs including "Bulong" (Linky and Luna even made cover of this song!). But can yuo plox share Spratly/Nýa Färeyar and not be stingy like Kínniskjävel was before? - Kina (2026-present) - I find yuo to be 10x better than Kínniskjävel. Yuor cartoons on CIN and NTV are good. Thanks for Lanfang Republic, Jiafei memes, yuor ethnic minority
and tourist infestation in Jesselton. - Patagonien - Brrr...so cold. Good YouTubers and cranberries wine. Someday I would like to visit yuor capital and learn to become a DJ in his clay. Thanks for exposing Addy along with File:Ireland-icon.png BobbyBloxer.
- Ameríkans Bandrík - Tried into colonize me once, but failed. He tried again with még help and now he into more successful. Ellena is now the most American town outside of the US. Other than that, he has great food and YouTubers. Thanks for kicking Kínniskjävel's butt in WW3 along with Asian allies.
- File:Austria-icon.png Austurík - Another person who also tried to colonize me but got seized by Vinland, but now due to him I can into German minority in Santakenbär. But äg cannot forget yuor
failed painterdictaror who cause terror to Europe and make genocide of Gytingers and Sígaunen! - Hollandi - He setted up colonies in Banjarsborg, Pontjának and Sámbasen and there got lots of Indos there! Another colonizer who got defeated by papa. Cool DJs! Also happy birthday to your king.
- Rubix - MINN FAVORITEST YUOTUBER EVER!!! DU INTO SUUUUPER CUTE! CAN YUO BE MINN WAIFU??? OH YESSSS YOU CAN!!! Kidding, you don't need to be minn waifu if u not want.
- Taasaistanball - Pls type
Neutral
- Stor-Alaska - Although I agree with du on Natsoc Germanyball, USSRball and Anjing, we disagree on other opinions. I like File:LGBT-icon.png gay and you hate it, you like File:Donald Trump-icon.png Cheeto Hitler and I hate him, and so on. And why are you Islamophobic...wait, over 9/11? That's a stupid reason to be mad at Muslims like me.
- Venezuela - Vit established diplomatic relations in 1976. Ever since we into sharing each others' stuff. But Chavez came and ever since that our relations started to falter. But until now we continue to be friends. Wait, what is that? The CGI is gonna make bapak with his bad CGI running man blush.
- File:Detroit-icon.png Staden Detroit - While many of még people into liking yuor cars, there is something about du that pisses még off: that one rapper of yuors called MC Cubed, because he into friends with RainbowKitty. I forgive him however because he hates Addy and NFTs as well, but remove giantess fetish plox.
- Wildenball - Furriest (and consequently cutest and cuddliest) friend äg have had. Yuo into happy all day. Maybe because of még. Can du plox act nice to Filippinerna?
- New Republic of Anderaalball and Falangist State of Anderaalball - Who are du tver again?
- Rei Ayanami - IDK who you are again, just some random anime character.
- : just a clone from a pyramid NERV hq, definitely not initiating the Third impact.
Frequent Enemies
- Kina (until 2026) - Usk, Where do I even start with this evil excuse of a communist country? Awak dan saya have been rivals since du came to exist in 1949. I like yuor people, food and culture, but not your government. Äg was the only Southeast Asian country who voted against UN Resolution 2758 and since then I have not recognised yuor existence fearing you might grow to be a powerful threat. Minn people often refer to anda as Kínniskjävel. Our rivalry only got worse in 1990's because yuo into successfully suppressing Tiananmen Square. I also lay claim to some of the Spratly Islands, which I call "Nýa Färeyar". Please, please, please stop bragging about tightening control...Why do you want to anyway? Go talk to Ingsoc. I think you are him in disguise. Apa? Social credits? Proves how big of an Ingsoc wannabe du are. At least äg into having a Chinese diaspora population in minn clay, especially in West Borneo, also a few decent memes like Jiafei song. Well, you're now dead since Amband, Korea, Japan and Real China kicked yuor butt in WW3, and that's no surprise. You probably deserved it. RIP 1949-2026.
- Michael Alvarsson - Stop supporting that authoritarian scum and hating on my gaming buddy. I highly suspect you are a disguised spy for Kínniskjävel. Thank goodness du resigned, if not, you would've revealed your true colors by now and I would've been under Kínnisk control! I will make sure I can never be like Kínniskjävel or Ingsucc again...by forfeiting your right to participate in politics! DADADADADADAH!!!
- Vyond community - Get a life you stupid dyöfull. Yuor videos are not perfect for Borneans. Remove Grounded!
- Weatherstar4000video - YUOR CHILD ABUSE NORMALIZER CHANNEL IS SOON TO BE REMOVED.
- Jasminnland - This man hates még more than Amband hates Nordur Korea. Why? Because I happen to be everything he hates. Islamic, secular, liberal, doesn't care about indecency, democratic socialist, proudly flies other countries' flags without caring, de list goes on and on. Du are the most authoritarian embodiment of Christian hypocrisy. AND NOW HVAT IS TÄT WITH YUOR STUPID SPIES PREACHING IN BURNÝABURG?!?!? Stop acting like you know Christianity! If anything go talk to your pastor, he came up with this!
- Crypto enthusiasts - STOP YOUR ENVIRONMENT-KILLING PONZI SCHEME!!! STOP GROOMING TEENAGERS AND KIDS INTO CRYPTO WITH YOUR STUPID NFTS!!! AND STOP BEING SO GREEDY AND ANTI-ENVIRONMENTALIST IN GENERAL!!! Inshallah the cryptoskeptics and nocoiners into Jihad on du!
- File:Tampa-icon.png Staden Tampa - Home of RainbowKitty, an Addy apologist, known pedophile, and worst of all, hates Rubix for calling her out. REMOVE CRINGE ART!!! Also versvegn de heck are du and MC Cubed still friends and why u abuse your N word privileges?
- Statensborg - This man is as abusive as he is a control freak. He abuses children, thinks I should be nuked by my own idol, and when äg called him out, he gave me "Warren-Style Punishments", aka 40 useless minutes of my enemies ranting on me and giving me heartless and unrealstic punishments. Yuo are probably no better than Fake Christian.
THE WORST OF THE WORST
- Daesh - YOU CAN'T EVEN GET ME HAHAHAHAH!!! I HATE YOU AND AL-QAEDA AND TALIBAN!!! YOU EVEN DENIED THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORSHIPING ALLAH. You think you can take over my clay? Oh no you don't. The only thing you do is bomb and massacre and pillage everyone and everything du see. Instead of doing Jihad properly, you attack innocent people and blow places up. HOW DARE YOU SLAUGHTER HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND CALL IT JIHAD. ARE YOU HIGH? I BET MY ENTIRE ECONOMY ON HOW THE REAL ALLAH IS MAD AT YOU FOR MURDERING HIS CREATION. THEIR FAMILIES ARE SUFFERING AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS INVADE, TETTA ÄR MUNAFIK!!! Apparently you would never stop invading me, but I cannot live with the pain of being constantly targeted. Can you just leave me alone? Is it too hard for you even after äg banned you from minn clay? You have some mental issues. You need to calm down and leave me alone! And you have to get real. What you're doing is not pleasing Allah whatsoever. That is why I want you to LEAVE. ME. ALONE. PLEASE?!?!?!?! EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!!! REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Serbien - WTF KOSOVO IS LIBERATED AS A REAL RECONGIZE STATE YOU FUCKING SHIT!
FUCKING MAP MAKERS NOT THINKING THAT KOSOVO IS REAL!KOSOVO IS OF ALBANIAN AND MAKE HIM INDEPENDENT! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN KÍNNISKJÄVEL! REMOVE CUISINE OF SERBIAN AND REMOVE RAKIJA AND SARMA! YOUR INDONESIAN FRIEND OF KEBAB IS A TRAITOR AND COWARD OF YOU SERBIAN! DEFEND KEBAB! REMOVE ACCORDION, THE WORST MUSICAL INSTRUMENTAL I HAD EVER HEARD IN THE WORLD! FUCK U U DECLINED RECONIGZER UR File:Myanmar-icon.png MYANMAR IS NOT UR FRIEND! REMOVE THE STUPID RACISM VIDEO I EVER WATCH THE SCENE ON YOUTUBE! SO GET OUR FUCKING COUNTRY OUT AND NO VACATION TO ENTER UR STUPID FUSION SLAVIC YUGOSLAVIA! And also fuck you for not letting us in without a visa! - Adyan "Addy" Nur'Ismail - TU ÄR DEN STÄRSTA SKÄMEN Í SÖGU TESSARAR TJOTAR!!! YOU ARE THE WORST YOUTUBER I HAVE HAD TO LIVE WITH SINCE YOUTUBE EXISTED!!! YOU ARE A BIG BULLY, ALSO A PEDO, AND BEFORE I FORGET A FAR-RIGHT SUPPORTER!!! U BULLIED File:Hungary-icon.png ANDIE SZUROS, File:Ireland-icon.png BOBBYBLOXER, ROBRACCOON, AND MANY MORE, YOU EVEN BULLIED THE KING ON DISCORD!!! YOU ALSO ACTED LIKE A PERVERT IN FRONT OF CYBLOX!!! AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW KEBABISM, IF YOU'RE AN ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALIST THEN WHY ARE YUO SYNCRETISING CHRISTIAN ELEMENTS INTO YUOR IDEOLOGY, TETTA ÄR SKIRKET! AS IF IT WAS BUKAN BAD ENOUGH, YUO SUPPORTED WEATHERSTAR, KÍNNISKJÄVEL, AND File:Donald Trump-icon.png CHEETO HITLER!!! YOU HAVE DISGRACED THE BORNEANS!!! NEVER STOP FOOT IN BORNEANS LAND AGAIN!!! REMOVE ADDYISM REMOVE AUTHORITARIANISM REMOVE SEGREGATION REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
- EDP445 - REMOVE BERZINA MET BÖRN! IST NOT ALLOWED IN SHARIA! Also friend met Addy so REMOVE!!!